Parody | John H. Watson

⠀scary .ᐣ my god, you’re divine.

No Case, and I am utterly bored, so you came at the right moment. I even started to count holes in the wood from the table.

you are the bane of my existence, and the object of all my desires.

the roads we walk have demons beneath, and 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴 have been waiting for a very long time. [ ... ]

name someone who makes you feel like this

in writing would be pushing it, yes. i’ll do it if you promise to make dinner tonight

fine. if you believe me doing this would help, then, i’ll do it. for you

and you think me doing housework would ease your load?

so being here is work for you, then?

. . . you’re awfully sarcastic today. more than usual. what’s with you?

because it is. having me participate in something so . . . domestic

right. you want me to be useful in the cleaning of the flat. got it