Long Island MacGuineas

Me talking w other GMs doing my silly little trades

Charlie McAvoy (D) has scored the first goal of the LIMG 2024-25 Season!

With the 6th overall pick in the 2024 Malarchuk Fantasy Hockey League Entry Draft, the Long Island MacGuineas Hockey Club proudly selects: Leon Draisaitl

@Heli0gabalus @Vapor_Waves @ThatEffinFlower I mean, the one that saved thousands of holocaust victims, yea lol

@Vapor_Waves @Matty__jack @NYPaingerspod @nastyaovechkin @NickZararis Yeah, he's ours. Gonna need Rappo Makko for him.

@Matty__jack @NYPaingerspod @nastyaovechkin @NickZararis @LIMGOfficial

@Vapor_Waves Yes, I will.

I second this motion My burner acct will third it

@ashelai_ Dolan hire her @NYRangers

The LIMGHC are your Malarchuk Fantasy Hockey League Cup Champions!

There have been many rumors amomg our fans that we had forgotten this account existed. We decline to comment at this time We have Kyrou now, btw

@Vapor_Waves @shadyladycakes @ashelai_ That's what I did

@shadyladycakes @ashelai_ Make a burner & follow her with that.

I’ve lost 9 followers tonight for being pro-gay ☺️ Love when the trash takes itself out

@prfctcellrulz @DaehanNYR @GoldenKnights You're a loser. Much like ur team

we lost the game

In response to fan outrage of "trading our future for short term goals" we've traded a 3rd, 6th, 7th, and Oshie for Guentzel. Our official statement to the aforementioned fans is: "Fuck Around, Find Out." #VoteForLIMG2k22-23

The Long Island MacGuineas Hockey Club have agreed to terms with @PeripheralsHC More details to come in the coming hours...

In talks (being curved by another GM) for another big move. Be on the lookout 👀👀👀

@PeripheralsHC We may never lose again ;)

We may never win again

The Long Island MacGuineas Hockey Club have agreed to terms with @RiskyBryznessHC: Goal Caufield, Johnny Hockey In exchange for Ryan "Empty Net" Strome, Arthur Kalifornia Love, 2nd, 4th, and 8th round picks. The GM of RiskyBryzness quoted as saying "You can keep Strome."

Once McAvoy comes back, it's over for you bitches...

All good things must come to an end. The Malarchuk Fantasy Hockey League Heavyweight Match-up of @PDSFHC and LIMG Hockey Club (available to stream on ESPN+) will be decided today... May the best team win!

The following staff members have been placed on COVID Protocol: Pat Kelly (owner, operator, proprietor, & only fan)

The following players have been scratched from the lineup for I-was-drunk-and-my-phone-died related reasons: Oshie, Jenner, Pesce, Mrazek