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• ₊˚ ✧ ——— ⊱ ☆ ⊰ ——— ✧ ₊˚。 " if you’re wanting love, then you need to take a chance. challenge this ‘perfect’ world, and the things that it deems ‘right.’ " ☆. 𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘥 — 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘰

@LISESIDONE It’s all a ploy to keep the sock business running. Maybe they’re in kahoots

@SegmentEta TRUE…

one of the gnomes ate every second sock. i am stuck with eternally mismatched socks. this gluttonous beast is hiding from me too so i can’t even kick it out!!!!!!!!

@SegmentEta perhaps… who knows how many poor souls suffer annually because of these wretched creatures

@LISESIDONE You can sell it… I don’t wear socks but it may be useful

@SegmentEta MMUST… BREW ONE……..

@LISESIDONE Is there any gnome repellant available???

THAT FUCKING SOCK GOBLIN THAT I HATE

“Nicole… Nicole… the heavenly throne has deceived us…” #nicole

@real6scara if the gnome ate every second sock, what will stop that monster from eating every second new sock i get?

@LISESIDONE You're right, I haven't. But that didn't answer my question

@real6scara CLEARLY YOU’VE NEVER HAD A GNOME INFESTATION BEFORE

@LISESIDONE Can't you just buy more socks

unironically believing youre inherently a bad or a good person keeps yourself forever constrained in said label. you guys need to recognize that the average person isnt good nor bad but only people who do good and bad things bc thats how humans work. you do good n bad things

@kiik0botanist // ignore how i disappeared. anyway. lottieeatingapple.mp3 🍎 ..;.;,Wow rht. it tastes okay butn 🦌 lord i think that gave me a headache

@LISESIDONE Great.

I have had a peculiar feeling in my chest as of late. As it turns out, it was an apple.

⠀ ˖𓂋᜔˖ 𓆩 ᵒ̴̷͈ ᵕ ᵒ̴̷͈ 𓆪

i COULD fix him, but whatever the hell is wrong with him is way funnier.

@segmentrho perhaps

@LISESIDONE well if I grow roses inside my chest will they accept me

Maybe I should just cut everyone off and live in a forest instead

@segmentrho only gift them things during the day . they will confuse you for a squirrel if you do so at night, ok? ok

@LISESIDONE great

@segmentrho yes

@LISESIDONE do you think the trees would appreciate roses