Lil Jokerella

A small insight into my glamorous life #nzlockdown

When you're bumbling along nicely until you get hit with an intrusive thought

surely every line of dialogue said in jail is a prison sentence?

“wfh” what it means: work from home what my brain sees: what fthe hell?

you don't need to ✨live, laugh, love ✨ you just need to ✨exist, occasionally say 'that's quite funny actually!', tolerate✨

How does one earn money as a server? Wait for it..

Just under two weeks 'til my show 'How to Win @ Life' opens at @bats_theatre! I talk about how my life totally fell apart and the extremes I took to try piece it back together again. I'm new to New Zealand but trying to let Wellington know. Can anyone help spread the word? ❤️

This whole time we could have been vibin why did we have to ruin it?

They should make Tinder but for friends.. for people in New Zealand.. who have just moved there.. who are about 35... who like comedy and stuff...

Our hotel found out we were moving to New Zealand today so decided to upgraded our room so we could enjoy this view of London on our last night here 😭😭

@karacaptured @KalebJohnstonNZ Thanks Kara ❤️ That's my camera too ahha

@KalebJohnstonNZ You took this entire thing from @LJokerella ... not chill

@KalebJohnstonNZ @karacaptured It's not a meme it's a joke I wrote and you stole?

@karacaptured @LJokerella It's just a meme man chill 😂

I've worked it out

Me *reading Greek mythology*: Wow Centaurs are the worst! Why are men always such absolute dickheads? Him: Woah. Not all men Me: Yeah but I don't trust the horse part either

Being vaccinated does NOT mean you can run around London engaging in multiple drunken one-night stands while trying to run the guinea-pig themed café you started with your best friend who died because of YOUR actions

When I have kids I will give them TRADITIONAL Easter Eggs like we had back in my day! (Little bonus features on a DVD)

the UK press: this is the worst royal crisis in 85 years! rest of the world: so not the whole Prince Andrew thing?! the UK press: nope, definitely this rest of the world:

every time i see a cat i point at it and say, 'omg it's a lawyer'

if you try to correct my grammar, i will think fewer of you

@goodowens @thesammyhannah ❤️💕