LKbird
588 posts


You know you are a true crypto degen when…
You already sent your funds to the wrong chain and lost it forever.
You already tried to convince your close circle that #BTC & #ETH are the future.
You got rug pulled scammed or honey potted.
You staked your shitcoin on this exotic DEX with insane APY, and the site disappeared.
You already set your alarm clock to the middle of the night to invest in a presale.
You already scanned for new launches and invested in them just because their name looks “legit”.
You aped at 40k it’s now 70k and you telling your friends it’s moooning
After two days of playing with Binance Futures, you x3 your bag and believed you discovered the secret to infinite wealth. You got liquidated the next day.
You know what “WAGMI” “NGMI” mean.
You get upset when your grocery bill exceeds $20, but you just spent $200 on a meme coin with zero utility.
You know what Poocoin is, and it brings you bad memories.
You already spent hours on a Discord server welcoming strangers just to get whitelisted for a new NFT project.
You already invested in a coin, changed your mind 5 minutes after, and sold at loss.
You know what it means when the Telegram group of your favorite shitcoin disappears suddenly.
One of your investments did x100, but you did not sell because you waited for x1000. You are now at loss, and you still believe it will reach x1000 soon.
You bought your .eth or .sol name, and you use it as your Twitter handle.
The first thing you do when you wake up in the morning is to check prices.
You are part of a parallel Twitter universe called “Crypto Twitter” CT
You cannot help “chasing green candles”, get in tokens already 150% up over 24H.
You have hot wallets all over your computer and smartphone and no idea where you keep the seed keys.
One day, you decided it was not safe, and you bought a Ledger, but it is still under blister.
You were told you would be safe in stable, this is why you kept a big bag in $UST .
You can proudly say that you longed a stable coin once. It was UST. To recover your losses.
You thought LUNA couldn’t get any lower than $1, so you bought some. Then it went to $0.00001.
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Don't have time to use all of my @BoredApeYC sewer passes. Will give one Tier 1 pass away to one of my @originprotocol or NFT degen followers.
Follow me, like, and retweet this, and I'll pick a random winner within 48 hours.
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Giving Away a TIER 3 SEWER PASS 💎
To someone who retweets this tweet!
Can’t wait for the game @BoredApeYC
I’ll pick a random winner at 5pm pt tmrw !!!
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When others zig, it's time to zag... excited to finally join the #thimblegang!
I think a nice tool upgrade is in order for season 2 over at @10KTFshop
Don't fade the tools.


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Not many NFT projects have a 20-person team working behind the scenes. Not many of those few teams have a COO giving this kind of ALPHA. #thetimeisnow @worldofwomennft

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1/ 🚨 Warning, 10KTF PFP conspiracy/ speculation thread 🚨
There is so much pent up demand for a pfp for the @10KTFshop community. I believe this has been building up for a while and I think there is a strong chance g-tag is it. Here is why. 🧵 👇🏽

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