🐘nzou madzibaba

@JonathonShury @Prostevejohnson Jus like the hair pulling was soft man between fingers !!!!🙄🙄🙄

@Prostevejohnson 🤣🤣🤣 softie. Majority were hands and forearms, god forbid a striker looks after himself, it’s all good when your little butcher puts himself about it isn’t it 🤣🤣

Calvert-Lewin committed 7 fouls tonight, 5 of them were elbows yet he walked away without a single yellow card.

@Laque_davis We just want zviripo now to be gone😩😩😩,

1. By and large, I rarely tweet about VP General Chiwenga, nor subject him to any analytical scrutiny. However, since many continue flirting with the idea of a Chiwenga presidency and/or him being an ally in the democratic struggle, I pose a few questions. A thread....

@DownStupid @TurkTalksFC Hav you watched Van dyk this season??????? 😳😳😳😳😳

@TurkTalksFC He wasn’t correct & if you actually watched LVP this season you’d know that bar Szoboszlai VVD has been our best player by a mile & has had like 3/4 poor games all season. Utd fans literally waiting by the minute to slate VVD because you know he’s so far clear of your legends🤡

The real winner today is Wayne Rooney. His punditry stocks RISE. What he said about Van Dijk, and then doubled down on to his face, was absolutely correct. He was also spot on to shut down Walcott’s 2008 team comment. Genuinely one of the best working pundits at the moment.

@nobiechishyy He is a family man!!!! Vazukuru vake did all that and he is making the grandchild happy and u busy telling us not to like it??????? Uchazviona kana wakurawo !!!!

As Zimbabweans ,we can't accept the respected Ba Shero to put this on his head at his age .This is not it!!

@LynneStactia @Gambakwe @InfoMinZW Mmmmmm gambakwe hamusikumuziya🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Dear @Gambakwe you need to do proper investigation 🫆 before posting, an hour ago @InfoMinZW posted about post-Cabinet meeting & Gen Sanyatwe’s picture is there … where did you get the information about his ill health? MISWA 📍 #NoTo2030 !!

@commissionase Not only this game, he doesnt add much to this midfield

Is it just me or Mainoo has been invisible in this game??

@BaShonaBaShona Why compare ne a different world? Why not compare nana zambia/zim/Mozambique?????

Zimbabwean diesel is cheaper than in Europe. ZIM vs. EU Diesel: $1.56 vs. €2.17 Petrol: $2.17 vs. €1.98 If you convert these prices using today's exchange rate, you will realize that our prices are much cheaper than those in the EU. War is not good.

@drjaytee87 Hakuna zvigananda ku zambia🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

nditsanangurirei sei fuel yekuzambia isiri kukwira yemuno ichikwira?

@MDNnewss How is this going to help wth the infiltration and political interference being investigated??? If he dd that please separate the issues !!!!!!! It doesnt justfy what we have uncovered wth the generals !

Suspended SAPS Sergeant Accuses KZN Top Cop Lt-Gen Nhlanhla Mkhwanazi of Torturing Him During Investigation into Kidnapping of KwaDukuza Businessman Zakariyya "Zak" Desai A suspended police officer, Samkeliso Mlotshwa, has made explosive allegations against KwaZulu-Natal (KZN) Police Commissioner Nhlanhla Mkhwanazi. Mlotshwa claimed he was tortured by SAPS members, including Mkhwanazi. Mlotshwa made this claim while testifying before the Ad Hoc Committee probing allegations of police corruption on Friday. He claimed police forced entry into his home in 2024 without a search warrant and later burned it down. Mlotshwa told the committee he was identified as a prime suspect in Desai's kidnapping case after the businessman was abducted outside a mosque in KwaDukuza on September 10, 2024. The case was handled by a multidisciplinary team in KZN that included members of the Hawks and the provincial tracking unit. The suspended officer testified that police officers forced entry into his home on November 20, 2024, while he was in Maputo. "The officers did not have a search warrant, and later they burned the house down. Days later, on November 23, I was detained in Maputo after I was arrested at a restaurant under the claim that I was an illegal immigrant. "I was taken to the nearest bush, where members of SAPS based in Maputo tortured me. When they were tired of torturing me and realized that I had no knowledge about Desai's disappearance, they then decided to take everything that I had in my possession, including my passports and money. I was detained there as an illegal immigrant," he said. According to Mlotshwa, he was moved on November 28 from a police station in Maputo to the Lebombo border post and handed over to KZN police. He described the transfer as an illegal rendition conducted without proper legal procedures before he was formally processed by investigators. Mlotshwa further claimed that on December 9, 2024, he and two Mozambican co-accused were taken from KwaDukuza police cells to a private farm despite having legal representation. He alleged they were transported in private vehicles belonging to Desai's brother and were subjected to interrogation. During the alleged interrogation, Mlotshwa said he and his co-accused were stripped naked and suffocated with a water-filled plastic bag. "During the torture, the provincial commissioner was present and participated in the torture. He went as far as telling me that I should have rather committed suicide than come to KZN," he testified. He claimed Mkhwanazi entered the room and instructed him to undress and squat. Charges against Mlotshwa were later withdrawn in January 2025, but he remains suspended without pay while the allegations are expected to be addressed before the committee. Mlotshwa concluded his testimony by accusing National Police Commissioner General Fannie Masemola and the Independent Police Investigative Directorate (Ipid) of failing to intervene. "It is disappointing and heartbreaking that the National Commissioner and Ipid have dismally failed to act decisively where illegal rendition, torture, and arson have been committed. They need to account and be held responsible for their lack of action," he said. Mkhwanazi and Masemola are set to return to the committee to respond to the allegations levelled against them.

@MickyMthethwa @MightiJamie You shud hav seen honourable sauls,,, he said he is the only one who has brought evidence 🥹🥹🥹.

@MightiJamie Maybe I must’ve missed something but wasn’t that operation his talking conducted by DPCI 😒 Adhoc Committee just entertain anyone without evidence

Did that guy submit a medical report of his injuries? Did he show photos?

@khafid100 Because its michael carrick ther wont be noise , but how can we play malacia and leave this guy on bench?????????!!!

From player of the month to bench warmer. What’s really going on with Ayden Heave 🤔

@Shadaya_Knight Most developed countries ma phone are on finance, every year you swap for the new one, so mostly its keeping the company running not zvekubvisa 1600 cash !!!!!!!!!!.

Is it mandatory that Apple and Samsung should release phones every year. Because it looks as if there's nothing new they're bringing with the new models. Why not take a 2/3 year break, during that period, releasing software updates Smartphones have reached their peak

@LoneLion5h4y @ChrisExcel102 @grok Eklas (nairobi series) on showmax

@ChrisExcel102 @grok clip from which movie ?

@begottensun This video is few years old before paita zvema e passport izvi,,,,,

Bullshit in this video. You can get a passport WITHOUT a bribe. You can get see by a doctor without a bribe (you just need medical aid) etc etc. the narrative about Zim is becoming a parody of our lives existence. Things are “bad” but these charlatans shouldn’t lampoon our reality.

@AdvoBarryRoux DSTV and helper

Salary R40,000 Helper R2,800 Groceries R4,000 Water R300 Electricity - R,1500 DStv - R400 WIFI - R650 Gardener - R600 Funeral Cover - R165 Phone - R600 Petrol - R3000 Car - R9,500 Wife - R4,000 Mine - R4000 3 School kids - R8,650 Shortfall - R165 No savings, what should I cut?

@maxvayshia Capital letters has a messege🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Bro, it was 2am when i watched this and i laughed SO HARD in my Consulting Room, a patient had to go tell a Nurse to check what is up with the Doctor 😂😂💔 Please make sure you aren’t drinking anything while watching this, so you don’t choke. 🤣

11 league goals in 5 years talking about corners because they had one win at the Emirates after how many years?

@advocatemahere Ma teacher tichanawedzera kana ma sanction abviswa😭😩😩😩😩,

🔸What about teachers? How can a teacher earn $270 muchipanana ma $3,500 kuZanu? Are you saying the party is more important than serving the public? We need new leaders.🇿🇼

@matigary Lets not show shadhaya this🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Is he a Mhofu? 😂

@MartienBall If at man utd every media will he like why is he on the bench😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

If you want to understand why Barcelona are so much more successful than United, think about this: United’s “star boy”, the face of the club, the player this fanbase once hyped for the Ballon d’Or is just another squad player at Barcelona. He is just a bench player who played only 7 minutes in yesterday’s final. Think about THAT for a second.