LONDON NORTHWESTON RAILWAY UNOFFICIAL

@ELoach Hi, sorry Emma but this is parody account. I too spend my life as a commuter frustrated by the lack of service. Good luck with your complaint.

@LONDONNORTHWES4 so we can’t actually lodge a complaint against you. Why not just acknowledge your failures and compensate the people who’s days you ruined?

@LONDONNORTHWES4 how do I complain at your appalling customer service and your continual refusal to compensate your travellers after hours of delay? You point us to the Rail Ombudsman but you’re not listed as a service provider.

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Head of engineering Thrifty Simon thought replacing the Euston signal system with Lego was a damn fine idea, but didnt realise he didnt pay for the LED light pack. Big issues followed..

7:55 MKC to EUS Greasy Gary from the depot thought a spot of Hamorite could keep the old girl going, but fat cat Dave from LN head office had spent the coffers on new flip flops for his Tenerife holiday, so she didnt make the run into london this morning.

0759 MKC to EUST. Driver Big Gary of a northbound train was smoking a fag out of the window while eating a Scotch Egg. The egg slipped & ricocheted off a southbound Virgin onto the track. Not knowing the impact of trains running over Scotch Eggs weve run trains slower than normal