ғᴇʀᴀʟ ʙʏsᴛᴀɴᴅᴇʀ

Savior's Son. DEAD CITY AU of Erik Smith.

@FULL0FH0PEE The Crane Wives - Mad Dog

@AP0C0LYPSEANGEL LMFAO - Let's get ridiculous

drinking a bottle of malt liquor on a roof.

i tell the stars about you.

in light of recent events， fuck．

shakin his ass as the final destination theme plays in the background

pain is weak but it spreads anyway, anyway

/ its fanfiction friday. time to write the sloppiest dwaryl porn i can think of /srs

the only thing they sense is when someone is alive unlike them

wym ? i still smoke and drink regardless. who's gonna arrest me ? the walkers

/ my phone just over heated

ive eaten worse

/ i saw a mlp picrew. do i make erik into a mlp ponie

im not normal i bark at nice people

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twenty

you're not evil twin you're just lonely and no one has cared for you in a while and its making you crazy can you go get a fucking chai latte or something

fic idea: write a fic where one of the characters have a terminal illness and name the first chapter 'ten' and then start counting down as the story progresses and then when you're at chapter 'zero' the character with the terminal illness dies

holy fuck. this guy is gonna let me put a cigarette out on his tongue. guys. this is not a drill.

i should be allowed to throw pickle slices at tony stark