Losgiddy

When teenage girls have crushes on you it’s your job as an adult male to ignore it and treat her like your little sister regardless of how old she looks. These ladies will grow up and be eternally grateful that you didn’t take advantage of their naivety.

Prime, Netflix left Nigeria. TikTok, Instagram doesn’t pay Nigerian creators because low priority, guess why? Twitter, Facebook and YouTube pay way less per Nigerian viewer. Roll outs, perks, only get to us after years of creators in other climes enjoying them. There’s no light. There’s no regulation of rent. Data tariff increases depending on the network provider’s mood. Fuel is 1300 per liter. Fuel has become lighter, evaporates quicker. 5 liters of 2022 is not same as now. But yeah!!! Bring your tax. File your tax! I won’t give you job but if you create one for yourself, I still won’t make it easy for you because I’ll make sure bulk of your money goes to rent payment and electricity. And things will also get ridiculously expensive because $1 is 1450 naira. But yeah, FILE YOUR FUCKING TAX!!! We pay VAT per online transaction. We pay VAT per light purchase. We pay VAT per every purchase or transaction. But hold on… FILE YOUR TAX!!!! And no matter what ridiculousness that happens, we swear that the “next one” that will “definitely” be our tipping point. Bloody hell!

@_iamkhenie When you have make I dey see now. I’d price and time align I no mind at all

@LOSGIDDY Wow. I sometimes have sneakers of your size tho.

I thought I had big feet with size 46/47. Just recently discovered as size 51 on the basketball court today. Absolute madness 😅😅😅😅

Babes Get one dimple and make it their entire personality. All pictures to one angle showing the damn dimple 😭

@_iamkhenie Mostly I’d wait till i travel out and buy a lot till the next time I can travel 😩

@LOSGIDDY How do you get your size for shoes?

@Erotic_shoppe That 70k can actually be 40/50 max in a lot of pretty decent spots. (Take away inclusive)

The current economic situation is seriously posing serious logistical and financial hurdles on dating especially Lagos. Even if both parties will be going dutch. Uber fare to & fro - 30,000 (mainland to VI) Minimum spend in an upscale restaurant per person 60-70k. Even life is hard for people who want to date.

If you’re like a shoe size 51 at that point you’ll need a carpenter took hand make the shoes with wood

@top_girllll Your pinned tweet is the only response to this.

I moved to Lagos a couple years ago when I was 17. Been living alone since then and this is the most overwhelmed and tired I’ve ever been

@Joiceoflagos It’s ALWAYS been that way. At least for yaba,Surulere axis. But if it’s Iyana something you’re referring to then they better not keep quiet

The price for rent on the mainland is now competing with the price of rent on the island and everyone is quiet about it

The funny part is you ACTUALLY spend more on petrol if your windows are down. It’s aerodynamics at its finest. The open windows cause drag as opposed to if it’s closed and can get slip stream (basic need for speed gamer knowledge)

@thormiwa_04 The funny part is you ACTUALLY spend more on petrol if your windows are down. It’s aerodynamics at its finest

What a pandemic!!! Is this even a normal place to live?

10k for 44 units? Lmfaooooo I will fight oooh , Band jesu christi and what not.

@Oliveth_Esq Omo, I wouldn’t lie the thought has crossed my mind

Abi should I rent apartment in Ibadan and be driving to Lagos on weekdays? Lagos landlords are wicked!

@iamzioraa @LilyjoeBae Precisely 4 wraps anything else is calories deficit kini kini

Gym twitter, I’ve a question Just came back from the gym, can I still eat fufu this night ??

The government has refused to rescue its citizens with laws and so these agents will continue to squeeze toll there is nothing left

800k monthly in entrepreneurship is not 800k to take home. 800k in entrepreneurship is also not consistent, it can be 2million tomorrow and 50k next month.

@Amaka_power Yoooo! On a normal day o wouldn’t but that looks well spiced 🤤

People eat rat😟🤔

@MrMekzy_ 1 day masterclass

Name a huge scam.

Pimple is mostly hormones but I find that if you drink a fuck load of water it does wonders

@BeingRena You should get a big boy hair clipper. It should do the same thing and the have a universal easily accessible charger.

Can’t believe I crashed out over my vibrators charger 🤣