John Elrod II

Being intolerant of racism is a good thing. Being intolerant of sexism is a good thing. Being intolerant of homophobia is a good thing. Being intolerant of xenophobia is a good thing. Being intolerant of these things isn't the same as being these things.

Me talking to a literal human baby: Hello, sir. Good evening. How about this weather? Me talking to a puppy: Look at the little baby. You're a good little baby. Yes you are, baby.

I need more men to understand that two men crying and hugging in space after one of them announced they were naming a moon crater after the other one’s late wife is actually what peak masculinity looks like

someone named Mario should do it

It's unbelievable we're not just at a point where the President of the United States flippantly threatens to kill millions of people, but he does it via social media, on the same level of communication as SpongeBob memes and porn bot scams. So many mistakes have been made.

@twensw @SceneinCinema Not disagreeing with you, but just pointing out the four movies here are all in 2026. That's why the two you mention aren't listed.

@SceneinCinema YOUR FORGET TO PUT ANATOMY OF A FALL AND ZONE OF INTEREST , HER BEST FILMS AND HER BEST ACTS IN A LEADING ROLE

Sandra Hüller for 2026. 🔥

Every grocery now is $100. Gallon of milk? $100. Dozen eggs? $100. Raspberry-flavored Preparation H? $100. I mean, it's ridiculous out here.

This is HILARIOUS. Canada is just ROASTING Karoline Leavitt.

Cartoon in the @NewYorker today 🤣🎯 🎨by J. C. Duffy

Hank Aaron won MVP just once in his Hall of Fame career, and it was in 1957.

smaller than a chihuahua, the fennec fox is the smallest of the true foxes

I-right wiggle 34 switchblade. For the state championship. I love all y’all baby, I love all y’all.

Stop going to Hawaii.

He went with: The Devil's Backbone Dogtooth Amores Perros My Life as a Dog and Some Like It Hot

I realized that I don't really listen to music at the gym anymore; I wear my headset and just work out in silence. That seems like a bad sign.

Trump has been a useful idiot to the GOP for over a decade, but if they weren't so greedy and stupid, they would take the opportunity to completely sell him out right now. Nail him on Epstein, link him to Clinton, and get him out of office to end a war nobody wants. They won't.

We should launch more people into space, but not in the way we currently do it and not the people we currently do it to.

The system and I have at least one thing in common.

In this one, he fucks a chaise lounge.