LOUIS

just wanna thank God in advance for the run i’m about to go on

Show me your ChatGPT & I’ll show you your future.

IN TOTAL SHOCK AND ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATED ON HEARING THE NEWS ABOUT MANI MY HERO RIP RKID LG

1 good year is all you need.

Wrighty is the bollocks ain’t he.

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Morgan Rogers is the PFA Young Player of the Year. 🏆 #PFAawards.

Just remembered this worldie by Patrick Bamford and this angle is simply disgusting.

I think that having no memory card for my ps2 when I was a yute taught a level of patience that is still with me today, imagine grinding all day, you get to the final boss and then mum walks in on some “turn it off NOW” and you gotta hold that and start from square one tomorrow.

Happy Tuesday everyone.

HOTEL ROOM AVAILABLE FOR OASIS HEATON PARK Saturday 12th July - Sunday 13th July AC Hotel by Marriott Manchester Salford Quays Double Room (2 Guests) £200 💫

My stag so. Estonia. Random karaoke bar. Bloke comes in and smashes Nessun Dorma note-for-note and leaves 🐐😮‍💨 Once in a lifetime.

22 degrees at nearly 11pm

@HLTCO @fbtlpod Steed Malbranque

Name the most random footballer you can possibly think of; the sort of name you manage to pull out of the ether and people go “Fuck me, I forgot he even existed.” Try not to drop a name that’s been said by someone else, I’m trying to see something for @fbtlpod. Cheers.

My self esteem is based solely on the fact that this life is my movie - how can I be a prick in my own film.

early bird getteth the wormeth

Good meeting with my brother Simon, we agreed on nothing 😂

Back in the 2000s and early 2010s every young aspiring footballer wanted to be like CR7. Everyone would train and practice his skills and try to recreate everything he did. The obsession was out of this world.