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Chalupa Lou

@LOUdicris

Attorney || Dog mom to a Mini Bernedoodle🐾|| she/her|| tell your dog I said hi

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Chalupa Lou
Chalupa Lou@LOUdicris·
@kaysarahsera I once got to take a picture with Jason Momoa and right after the camera went *click* I looked up at him and word-vomited “I love you!” And then ran away in embarrassment. Here is the photo
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Keeks 🦋@DietCoke_Esq·
No one warned me that 30% of lawyering is just fighting with Microsoft Word about formatting
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Let the record reflect it is insanely difficult to do a trial while “Lost in the Woods” from Frozen 2 is in your head on repeat
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Chalupa Lou@LOUdicris·
One of my biggest flexes is probably matching on Hinge with dudes who bullied me in high school and I just genuinely think they don’t recognize me because my name is Lou and I got hot
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Chalupa Lou@LOUdicris·
Can someone set me up on a date with a finance bro so he can explain to me which large-cap stocks to invest my retirement in please because this girl doesn’t know the difference been “large cap value” vs “large cap bland” vs “large cap growth”
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Chalupa Lou@LOUdicris·
Me calling the Judge to wake him up for a 4th search warrant tonight
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Chalupa Lou@LOUdicris·
@emjo_mahane Girl. When I was pregnant I kept a list of the unhinged reasons I cried 😅
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Chalupa Lou@LOUdicris·
My ex-husband is engaged lmao. Our divorce has been final for less than 4 weeks and he is ENGAGED 😂
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Rey-Rey@TheNoLookPass·
So tonight, it’s the Gentlemen Liberty against the Gentlemen Fever in the MNBA Playoffs.
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Chalupa Lou@LOUdicris·
The most millennial thing I’ve ever done might be finalizing my divorce on the day Taylor Swift dropped Tortured Poet’s Department
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Kyle Robisch@FloridaManEsq_·
God help us all, Taylor is in her Lawyer Era
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swiftie struggle tweets@swifferstruggle·
when you get the evermore type of drunk instead of reputation.
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Allison Widder (she/her)@elhijodealli7·
Jury trials are funny because when else do you have an audience that literally swore an oath to pay attention to you
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Chalupa Lou@LOUdicris·
No shoving after shove time has ended
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Chalupa Lou@LOUdicris·
I see no differences
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Chalupa Lou@LOUdicris·
The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived omg let’s goooo
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Chalupa Lou@LOUdicris·
Few things bring me as much joy as reading the branding/labels on the drugs police find. They’re like ice cream flavors and I like that.
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Chalupa Lou@LOUdicris·
I’m convinced men would think more seriously about marriage and divorce if they were the ones having to change their name because it is such a pain in the butt and also an emotional rollercoaster tbh.
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