Lewis Parker

Super excited to announce that my retrospective piece on Dragon’s Dogma just went live on @eurogamer ! Was an absolute joy working with the incredible Christian Donlan for this one. Pure top bloke. eurogamer.net/dragons-dogma-…

lmao as if this popped up as soon as I hit post, are you fucking kidding me

Was wondering why I’d lost so many followers and assumed that there’d be a bot culling but NOPE, those assholes are still there and instead several accounts that I actually enjoyed following deleted themselves because Elon is a bellend This app is so cooked

@bywillborger You just know whoever wrote that thought they had cooked

@bywillborger Bro is straight up WAFFLING

@zenossaki I can see how this would get boring in a tourney, but this clip by itself is fuckin hilarious. @HikariNYC you a menace bro, hope you're not bullying the five year olds online with this 😭

After seeing the TNS tourney I have a lot of questions about the SZ tourney/competitive scene because this was so boring to watch 😭

My first ever news story for Eurogamer just went live and it's about... how someone managed to upload a screenshot of Shrek fighting some sexy anime girls to Dragon Ball: Sparking Zero's World Library eurogamer.net/bandai-namco-b…

The meta in Dragon Ball Sparking Zero has resulted in the funniest top 10 most played list conceivable. Yajirobe, Spopovich, Recoome and Mr. Satan in the top 10. I couldn’t cook up a dumber list than this if I tried. Please never fix this Bandai.

I sound slightly different than usual but here's the video version of my Dragon Ball: Sparking! Zero review for Eurogamer! (shout out to Jim Trinca for somehow doing the voice over with a straight face) youtube.com/watch?v=mOhUK8…

Are you playing Metaphor: ReFantazio? Are you worried you might not be getting the most out of your 120+ hour-long adventure? Are you hoping some dude who already played it wrote a 10 Top Tips guide about it? Are you a fan of clicking links? pcgamer.com/games/rpg/meta…

how do I contact The Gamer and ask them to print a retraction

@Shannon_Liao I hope I'm not about to be the bearer of bad news here when I say you might wanna tack an extra 40 onto that if you wanna do all the side content. (it's so worth it tho)

thinking I might really have to set aside 80 hours to play metaphor refantazio soon...

also had to shout out my boys @teamfourstar in the strapline

Extremely late to the party, but I reviewed Dragon Ball: Sparking! Zero for Eurogamer and, well, it's peak I'm afraid.

ok at this point this is legitimately just content theft

@dialacina this one will convince you

@SMcCrae_ boot up rn

As promised. Here's my review of Dragon Ball: Sparking! Zero. I was sincerely surprised with how much I enjoyed this one, and it's a celebration that feels even more special after Toriyama's passing. pcgamer.com/games/fighting…

@Friala777 I feel tired just reading it all. Godspeed, Claire.

@LPCantLose I didn’t stop till about 4pm or so 😆

my thoughts are currently with any video game media editors working today Metaphor: ReFantazio, Dragon Ball: Sparking! ZERO, and the Alien: Isolation 2 announcement. all of this dropped within like 20 minutes of each other. good lord.

Metaphor: ReFantazio review: A beautiful, 100-hour-long journey from beginning to end, Metaphor takes the best elements of Persona 5 and somehow improves on them. trib.al/zYyGgUz