winky lux

2026 the year of figuring it out

My last two tweets back to back are revealing and bad

If I follow you just know I’ll never unfollow you now. This is permanent. ⬆️ ⬇️🫴😛 🫴⬇️⬆️

just realized my students are probably seeing and laughing at the same reels I am…. is this my sign to delete it all

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wait but I don’t really want to #moonbeam

@frannyyyglass Agree. However I fear one (and only one) well timed day of wearing this shirt could be powerful and awesome. And then never again.

@urdadsapollo I hate when they feed me the wrong kinds of alcohol.

I’m so used to walkable cities now I tried to walk to Dunkin (0.2 miles) and had to walk through front yards bc no sidewalks but don’t worry the crosswalks still existed. I’m so hungover. They fed me so much fruity drinks. So much sugar. The ground is wavy. My back is peeling.

Springsteen biopic and Stallone biopic within a year of each other. Highschool me couldn’t fathom my good fortune. God is blessing me in such major ways these days.

one thing I miss about dating is the food. I lovveeeee piggin out on a date. You will never catch me ordering a salad when a man is paying. Big burger w fries asap rocky pls !!!!

had a dream I was talking to this guy (someone I know) and he was being so funny and I was like dang he’s so funny…maybe I should fall in love with him…then I woke up and realized it was my dream so that just means I was finding myself funny. so yeah remaining out of love w him

@the_chaosqueen Omg yes. Amazing niche historical figure. I wrote a term paper about him. I hope he knows we miss him…

just remembered the Swamp Fox he was so cool

@effietrinketirl I hate them so much. Thank you for saying this.

Not a fan of wind chimes… sorry pls don’t get offended

@vangoghshen Yes and I only went there for kindergarten and 1st. Burned in my brain forever I think

friends husband said I was “really good” at hitting the 67 emote. what can I say… you can take the girl out of the middle school teaching job but…

The kind of tipsy where every country songs gives me full body chills and makes me tear up

Including every date I ever took to a formal, my ex, my former talking stages all in my college photo album bc i was anti taking down the Robert e Lee statue. I must be consistent.

Screen mirrored my TikTok so my friend and I could watch together but every other video was some sort of edit of a president (jfk, Lincoln, a lotttt of bush). had to turn it off.

The Indianapolis airport has the hottest tsa agents. I think it’s the same two guys I keep seeing but still.

Salma isn’t Spanish but it FEELS like her I promise

how it feels to order a Spanish latte