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Who had a worse 4 day stretch, Linus Ullmark or CB Bucknor? At this rate neither one will be employed next week

@GraemeNichols I’m sure the boys got some good warmup rounds on the course down in the sunshine state. Not all bad they’ll be ready for the offseason

If the Senators drop this game, the only net positive from this Florida trip will be whatever Brady made from his signing session with his brother.

@dannyalbert_ @SensBuzz Lmao Brady was taking it as much as Ully once he got back from the Olympics you just weren’t being liberal enough back then I guess

@SensBuzz Yep let’s blame him chase him out trade him for a bad return then watch him settle in and thrive like every other goalie. I don’t see anyone attacking Brady for not showing up.

GUYS IM SO HAPPY YOU BULLIED THE GOALIE WHO DOESNT WANT TO PLAY HOCKEY BACK INTO THE NET SO THAT HE COULD GIVE UP 2 GOALS ON 2 SHOTS YOU GUYS ARE ROCKSTARS I HOPE MOMMY GIVES YOU A GOLD STAR ON YOUR CHEST 0-2

6-2 after 40 miles. Don’t the the boys get hot #QueueTheComeback

@SkaggsScheffler Quick let done for the bases juiced. All time aura at the plate tho

Still ordering one

@clahanna after your boys performance tonight in net I’m happy to step in to show you what real disappointment feels like. Feel free to DM post game

Sens got use to the golf courses in Florida the last few days. Decided to mail in the season early. We thot the last mental health break was bad. This guy is gonna retire after tonight #SensHockey

Ullmark shoulda took another day off I guess. Give me Reimer for the rest of the season

@alihockey10 We really shouldn’t be hating on Claire too much. She’s already terrible at her job can’t fault her for trying to glaze her man Ully too. It’s a tough life being the mistress behind the scenes

Claire, stay out of this one. You’ve done enough damage with chuky don’t start this again.

@clahanna I guess we know who the side piece was this whole time… I wonder if her eyebrows move during sex or if they stay stuck like the broadcast and she just always looks surprised? #FoodForThought

Since when did everyone in my feed all of a sudden become a mental health expert?

3 games into the season and the Jays just lost a starting pitcher with a bullpen that’s got question marks already. They must have the Sens training staff back there #SendHelp

@SensBuzz Not the only team to ever do this. Not to mention we used every D in Belleville already this year so might as well stock up waiting for this bandaid crew to land on IR again

The Ottawa Senators have given another Hockey Player with 0 NHL Games of Experience a contract This time Hoyt Stanley signs a 3 year Entry Level Contract that starts next year! He has agreed to an ATO with the Belleville Senators in the meantime!

@FBGreatMoments I sat up real quick the other day and almost shit myself. Probly die of organ failure just looking at this sled

James Harrison is a freak of nature 🤯

@SensGreatDane 82 game season so far he’s played 42. The backups are dog shit which is even more reason for this guy to play min 60 games a year while making 8M

dude it was ONE game. what the fuck are we paying the other goalie for? he should be capable of putting up a decent game. we’re still in the playoffs and we don’t even know the reason he didn’t play. fucking calm down everybody

@senstalk_ Ben Kindel already ended the Sens season…

The Boston Bruins just tied it with 11 seconds to go against the Columbus Blue Jackets. Unbelievable. Absolute worst case scenario for the #Sens.

Duke with an all time collapse. Worst close out of a game you can imagine #ThisIsMarch

@NFL_DovKleiman Imagine your dishwasher burns your ham n cheese sandwich and you toss it a rookie score of 10/10. I’d move out

Hilarious: Cowboys star TE Jake Ferguson has recently made a TikTok account where he rates the sandwiches his fiancée, Haley Cavinder, makes for him. "For those who say that's where she belongs (The Kitchen). She'll kick your ass on the court." 😭😭😭

@NFL_DovKleiman The only thing less impressive than benching 205 4 times is the fact he’s using the bitch pad on the bar to keep his chest from getting too sore

Scary: Browns superstar QB Shedeur Sanders benching 205 pounds with EASE. Shedeur has put on a serious amount of muscle this offseason. Many people don’t realize how hard this is. 🤯🤯🤯

Why even bother having Norris voting. As long as EK65 is in the league they should just give it to him like Auto Deposit in the bank #Stud

Imagine losing this game to a guy with a bird cage who hasn’t scored in 25 games? This team never fails to surprise me #SensHockey