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ABC Plumbing, Inc. just pulled into the driveway Game on Me: how long you been in business? Plumber: just went out on my own this year Me: and you went with Inc.? Interesting choice... Plumber: my buddy said it sounded more official Me: did your buddy mention you have to file Form 1120 every year? even in a loss year. Wife: not again Me: did you at least make an S election within 75 days Plumber: a what Me: Form 2553. would prevent double taxation while saving you a fortune in self employment tax Wife: he's here for the sink Me: noticed your van out front Plumber: yeah Me: GVWR under 6000 pounds Plumber: GV what? it's just a van Me: rookie mistake. a good size truck would be in bonus depreciation territory Wife: please Me: who do you have helping you on jobs? Plumber: my nephew sometimes Me: 1099 or W2 Plumber: cash Me: oh boy, hope he knows he's gotta pay tax on that Wife: babe, i'm begging you... Me: home office deduction? Plumber: ma'am where is the sink? Wife: kitchen. straight back. please. Me: hold on, solo 401k or SEP Plumber: I have a savings account Me: oh buddy Me: tracking mileage. standard or actual Plumber: I put gas in the van Wife: I am so sorry. so so sorry. Me: one more question. when you bill materials, resale certificate or you eating sales tax on the back end? Plumber walks past me Fixes the sink in twenty minutes Leaves the invoice on the counter Van peels out of the driveway Definitely under 6000 pounds Such a waste





@sonyasupposedly I'm so confused why people think that it's their kids duty or whatever to care for them in old age. Save money. Hire people. Your kids don't want to be responsible for wiping you.




