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@themoontography The one currently up there doesn’t seem to fit the “would” category I guess.

So I guess I’ll ask the real question related to this #artemis mission since it’s been such a big deal. Has anyone had sex in space?

@ThrillaRilla369 Out of respect of the dog I will remove the neighbor

If your Muslim neighbor says you must get rid of your dog to respect Islam, what would you do?

@MMCrypto I’ve seen him act better in b-movies

Leonardo DiCaprio’s words to the President of the USA.

@CalltoActivism I’ll leave this here for argument sake:

🚨BREAKING: A crisis is brewing in the U.S. as workers say they can no longer afford gas. A motorist in AZ said gas is $4.69, one of the highest prices per gallon he’s seen in 27 years. He has to save enough money to get to work and soon may have to walk. #UnderTrumpGasStinks

@TansuYegen Damn, I guess I won’t be drinking my lava from that then 🤷🏻‍♂️

Lava above 1,000°C was poured into a Stanley thermos to test its durability…

@KimDotcom One thing is for sure, it’s this account! But I think it’s clear it’s no longer in control of the real Kim Dotcom 😏

Most popular to most hated. In no time. Who am I?

@KimDotcom Wow! For the first time since the stroke you say something I agree with 👍

The EU needs to get rid of her. Fast.

@GordonGekko Only boots on the ground “Danang Dick” has seen we’re probably Nancy Sinatra’s walking over him 😏

🇺🇸 Seems like Senator Blumenthal is confirming what my sources told me. Boots on the ground 👀

@KimDotcom Probably extatic on the personal kickbacks she will receive on those higher prices 🤔

Imagine you are Ursula von der Leyen. Energy prices are up 50%. What do you do?

@AnneMattice59 @elonmusk Glad to see at least you still got your virginity

@elonmusk I’ve been scammed by a person pretending to be you. I’ve lost everything. My family, my home, my friends, my trust for anyone and most of all, my dignity.

Great news! Now it is time to enforce the talking filibuster. The filibuster rule is meant to allow senators to present their arguments before a bill is passed. It is NOT intended to require 60 votes to pass anything at all! STOP THE ABUSE OF THE FILIBUSTER NOW. Either senators must talk or they must pass the bill to SAVE AMERICA!

@elonmusk Why did they put a steering wheel on the passenger side? 🤷🏻‍♂️

Try Tesla self-driving

@Cobratate There’s still an unlimited amount of others peoples happiness to buy, it’s called meaningful charity. Not saying you should throw it at lazy people, but you surely must have ideas right?

The worst thing about becoming rich (500M+) is that there’s nothing to buy. You invest to increase your money, but that’s not buying things. 20 cars, 10 houses, yacht, jet, 15 diamond watches. Done. Then you’re left with PILES OF MONEY and nothing at all to buy besides steak.

@KimDotcom Who tf are you? And what did you do to the real Kim Dotcom!!??

So Pam Bondi, Kash Patel and Dan Bongino knew all along? Congress needs to hold an emergency session RIGHT NOW to stop the attack on Iran and take possession of the nuclear codes. If you don't you may have a pedophile, who knows he has no future, start WW3. Billions may die.

@FisherInvestNL Fout #1: Blijf in Nederland Fout #2:….

Nederlandse beleggers: krijg een gids en periodieke inzichten om veelgemaakte fouten te vermijden en volop van uw pensioen te genieten.

@crypto_bitlord7 @Web3Maxx You’re probably one of the sim swappers yourself, all thieves alike right? 🤷🏻‍♂️

@Web3Maxx So the only proof you have is some random showing you some telegram chat and pointing to the people ? Sorry but this lacks any real substance. Hong Kong is very strict with a first class police force. 30 “sim swappers” all came to this event ? I don’t believe it one bit

after years of throwing and attending events in our industry, i experienced something that everyone should be aware of too i knew this happened, but i never knew it was like this, until it happened to me. the other night i threw a launch event for a company in hong kong. i’ve always believed “the more the merrier” i personally don’t like to be exclusive and so if someone wanted to join a crypto event? let them in! but this week changed that for me. 30+ professional sim swappers targeted my event. locals even knew them. an attendee pulled me aside and said “3 of them are already inside” and showed proof from a local HK chat for 4 hours straight over 30 people tried forcing entry. same script. same tactics. same aggressive behavior. “my colleague is already here!!” (pointing to the same guy every time) then even if denied entry, they begged for wifi while they “waited in lobby” as close to guest as possible. all while continuing to hover, harass, and deeply offend me. when asked for a twitter? telegram? ANY industry affiliation… they couldn’t name even one. they didn’t even know the main conference happening in the city!!! after the first two, the red flags were obvious. thankfully the venue team caught on quickly with me. this experience has been weighing heavy on me the past 24 hours and i didn’t think id even share it on x however after some deep thought… here’s the part that stuck with me: crypto events are heavily targeted. and the people at the door… they’re not being “difficult.” they’re protecting everyone inside. if you’re throwing events in this industry: be cautious. verify. brief your staff. trust your gut. and to everyone else: please don’t harass the people working the door. they’re doing their job. they’re protecting YOUR wallets, identities, and careers.

@AltCryptoGems @Mrcryptoxwhale If Satoshi ever plans to sell his BTC, he should do so at a 100% premium. Everyone will be hording those OG Bitcoins!

@Mrcryptoxwhale Comparing unrealized $BTC to exchange equity feels like apples and oranges

@crypto_bitlord7 @BaronDominus Simple answer? It never was the future of finance 🤷🏻‍♂️

@BaronDominus Founders dumping billions on the community. Literally.

@KimDotcom @grok, does it look like @KimDotcom has lost control to his account to a liberal after his stroke if you compare to the way he acted in the past?

A message to Elon?

@InvestingAddict @HeroDividend Smart! Sell a kidney instead.

DO NOT BUY THE DIP WITH YOUR EMERGENCY FUND

@KimDotcom @AGPamBondi @TheJusticeDept Are you the woke niece that stole Kim’s account when he had his stroke?

@AGPamBondi @TheJusticeDept You're gone. Know the term "Dead woman walking"? That's you.

Ryan Routh’s heinous attempted assassination of President Trump was not only an attack on our President — it was a direct assault against our entire democratic system. Thanks to our @TheJusticeDept prosecutors in the National Security Division and the Southern District of Florida, Routh will never walk free again. justice.gov/opa/pr/ryan-we…