Loola Marie Tatyella

My dad LOVES MADONNA

Is 5 years too late to complain that I never got The New Yorker tote bag I was promised with my subscription?

Making new friends is feeling a lot like dating

I’m just a girl!

I have to go to a « dinner » and « talk » to people and I can’t even tell them my secrets so what’s the POINT

i lost half of my clothes :( where are they

why is it when the nespresso machine breaks and I have to resort to the French press do I feel like a drug addict

sorry but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. walking faster than me? also my enemy. now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm yeah I’m thinking enemy

c'est mon plus grand plaisir d'aider toutes les dames âgées avec les caisses automatiques au Monoprix du coin. Je serai toujours là pour vous.

Movie trailers make me cry more than the movies themselves

Just overheard in Paris « je suis … une personne qui… ehnnnn…. comment dire un snob »

I don’t believe in fashion

I thanked my bf for cleaning the fridge and he goes « I didn’t, I just ate everything »

I am not à madame… i am MADAMOISELLE

my dad comes to paris and takes a look at a not too fancy neighborhood and goes “it’s like queens”. I take him to the french beach and he goes “it’s like Long Island”.. it’s hard to impress a new yorker

i have always famously been annoyed by Jimmy Fallon.. but something about finding out he’s actually a mess is making me like him a little

My danish colleague just put on “put your records on” and he goes “this is the best song”

kinda weird that dogs don’t dance

every few months I have to ask myself several questions.. how old am I, what month is it, and what happened to Nathalie wood ??

A goal of mine is to one day forget my own birthday and go “oh shit! It’s my birthday! Whoa!”