GRAPPLING HOOK

[introduction post] Howdy. The name's Grapplin' Hook, I'm a Redcliff Wrangler. Brave of you to wander to this part o' Lost Temple, partner! Surprised the oziphrages ain't take a bite outta ya!

// non sexual nudity ¿¿? realized i never actually showed the scars hook got from tryna fistfight wild oziphrages . .. . . . and scythe

@VELVTREiLL // of course my dear

@LTfeatheredgold can i cut the guillotine rope

// ive come to make an announcement that BladedRifle will be executed at 26 pm on wednesday everyone is invited

@OV3RSEERSGLAZER // she aurafarms for a living

@LTfeatheredgold / plyeasye I crying this so Beaufiful.. -💤

// " Hooks ain't the only one who can aurafarm 'round 'ere~ " scythe is THE original aurafarmer also shes GAY

@ChipperWrangler // waves

// hey people I saw someone put different peoples parodies into the hunger games the other day and I wanted to do it so here I am. Any volunteers?

@boomieboxx // EVEEYTIME I GET U ON MY TL ITS SOME BATSHIT CRAZY STUFF 🥹😭😭

@LTfeatheredgold //NO GENUINELY ITS EITHER SOME SHIT ABOUT ME BEING PARASOCIAL OR THEM BEING PARASOCIAL

//?????HOW AM I PARASOCIAL TO MY OWN FRIENDS?????????

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whatever, go my clips 1/2

Lady Gaga

@BladedRifle // YOU JUST THREATENED TO PISS ON MY WIFE???????

@LTfeatheredgold // I DIDNT DO SHIT

Scythe's gotta stop bullyin' newspawn this is why we divorced {out of the whole angsty storyline btw. some whimsical hook for yall}

@BladedRifle // FUCK YEE AND YER WESTERN GET-UP

@LTfeatheredgold //THE FUCK DID I DO

What th' hell does six seven mean.... why's it funny..?

@Revolvererr More than 'nough time! Hold on tight then, Gria's been real eager to get in a proper flyin' session. [Hook gave the signal for Gria to lift off, to which the oziphrage wasted no time, immediately taking to the skies.] [Off they go. Now to hope neither of them fall off...]

@LTfeatheredgold [ With haste Revolver jumped on after him, landing firmly like she’d done this countless times. ] Ready, let’s go! We pro’lly got until mornin’ for them to realize. Plenty o’ time, so I think we’ll be fine!

INT WITH @LTfeatheredgold [ Revolver wandered into the old camp just as night fell. She had expected it to be difficult to escape church watch, but truthfully she’d just walked on out. Few, if any, had even noticed her absence. ] +

@Revolvererr Ha! Count me in then! Should probably get'a move on if we wanna make it back before yer previous workplace catches wind o' what's happenin', hm? [Hook whistled and Gria propped up to stand, Hook motioned for Revolver to hop on after they hopped on themselves.] C'mon!

@LTfeatheredgold Sounds perfect! [ She eagerly answered, maybe a bit too eager, but she couldn’t help being excited. ] And I’ll make sure you’re alright too. For better or worse, I’m a lot more skilled with my gear than I was before.

@Revolvererr [Hook quietly chuckled at the 'sir'.] Do'ya wish for me ta accompany ya to Crossroads? I've some much needed clothes shoppin' ta be done.. [As was obvious by the missing undershirt..] Could also make sure ya stay safe, y'know?

@LTfeatheredgold [ She gave a salute and stood proudly. ] I’ll work on fixin’ my attire soon. Pro’lly gotta make a trip to Crossroads anyways.

banscythehook propaganda

@swordbrained Pretty sure yer just sheddin'! Completely normal as seasons change, don' worry kid!

MY FEATHERS ARE EVERYWHERE AM I DYING