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Dating vayne would be the most unhinged relationship of your life
this woman hunts demons for a living. she comes home at 4 am covered in blood.
you ask her where she's been. she loads her crossbow and says "working"
YOU DON'T ASK FOLLOW UP QUESTIONS
dinner date?
the waiter brings bread and she flinches.
"you approached from my blind spot. don't do that again"
brother she almost condemned the waiter into the salad bar
you try to hold her hand walking home.
she says "keep my right hand free. i need it for the crossbow" you hold her left hand instead.
she lets you. that's the most romantic thing she's ever done.
you tell her she looks pretty. she says "aesthetics are irrelevant. only the hunt matters" but you catch her looking at herself in the mirror 10 minutes later adjusting her hair.
she'll never admit it.
you have an argument. normal couples yell.
vayne doesn't yell. she goes silent.
disappears into the night.
comes back 3 hours later and says "i dealt with it" you don't know what she dealt with. you never will.
the ex boyfriend situation? there are no ex boyfriends.
there are no exes at all.
you ask about her past relationships and she says "attachments are a vulnerability" while polishing a silver bolt at the kitchen table.
you try to surprise her for her birthday. you sneak into the apartment with flowers.
she has you pinned against the wall with a crossbow at your throat.
"never. approach. from. behind." you nod.
she takes the flowers. almost smiles. almost.
but here's why you'd never leave
because when you wake up at 3 am and she's not in bed you look out the window and see her on the rooftop across the street.
crossbow loaded.
watching over the city.
watching over YOU.
she'll never say i love you
but she'll kill every demon so you can sleep peacefully
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