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@SilverblueTours @add_victor In memory of Pritch, we have set up a just giving page to raise funds for his family’s chosen charity, @TheRugbyCharity. Any donations would be warmly appreciated. justgiving.com/page/uolmcc-17… MoT 💚

Prob should’ve picked him then lads

1-0 down here against econ Jacob bor masterclass 🫣🫣

2-0 George Wilson again This bloke is gen haaland

Morning sports fans Currently half an hour into a rearranged game vs Dev soc George Wilson continues his impressive goal scoring form, making it 5 in 3 games for the season Lads feeling pretty fucked post ball weekend, oh and their keeper isn’t wearing gloves Mint 1-0 LUUMCC

GOOOALLSOOOO George Milfy Milson equalises 4 goals in 2 games - returns LUUMCCFC 1-1 Dev Soc

30’ Joey Bright penalty save. Exclamation mark feels warranted but that’s not the brand. Gibbo hooked, played well. Physical mismatch. ‘Technical decision’.

25’ Knapman went into a 5050 with Gemma. Result: Alan Pardew

Kickoff at Bod Scorched earth tactics by DevSoc as they ring in Per Metersaker and Gemma Collins at the back. Ref yet to leave centre circle.

Bit of conflict mediation here 47’

Another day another Dolla. 0-0 at half. Thankfully we’ve switched to a 4 back. Makes room for Huff and Puff sec and for Bor to recuperate lung capacity. Notables include keeper wearing his nans knitted beanie (obvs an Etsy job) and no chances.

Kickoff pending at the Fortress vs Law. Today’s edition of the El Sp…ecially abled includes Jacob Bor playing 3 positions at once. We will keep you updated.

Full time 8-2 W Normal service resumed MoT WaW

Sorrry for the lack of updates 6-1 at HT to us 15 in to the second half Wow physics are poo Wilson X3 Knapman X2 Gruff X1 MoT

1-0 - Wilson Physics 13 has a milk carton of a rug

Underway here against physics Hell of a bomb squad this

2-1 Ned HV with a finish that can only be described as “utter filth” Back in it 😤

2-0 Law Law’s LUUMAFC 1s ringer decides to Trivella it home from outside the box I don’t think anyone on our team even knows what a Trivella is Fair play

1-0 Law Ugh

Current state of this “football” match

Good evening sports fans: LUUMCCFC embark on their last friendly against Law this arvo, before the season kicks off against Chemsoc next week (about bloody time) About 17 gone 0-0 Hira lively on the right hand side - if you’re reading this George, I love you