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Chocolate Martini

@LUmeigbo

Catholic • Urunwa• Ada Amichi •A baby girl• | ahụ m adịghịkwa acho nsogbu

Lagos, Nigeria Katılım Kasım 2012
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I stopped grilling/boiling my jollof’s pepper mix, I just blend and fry. My jollof still bangs, even nicer.
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Chocolate Martini@LUmeigbo·
You mean this is not April Fool?
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Sophia Ahuoyiza is hiring an Executive Assistant. Not a calendar-blocker or an email-responder. A context manager. She operates across multiple spaces — product, tech, business — simultaneously. She needs someone who can hold the full picture of her work life, keep her ahead of everything, and show up with the same standard she would. Here is her TLDR: 🕖 Core hours: 7 AM – 3 PM | Output-driven, not hour-driven 💰 ₦100,000/month for the first 6 months 📍 Fully remote ⏰ My brief lands with me by 7 AM, every day and you build it What I am looking for: — You are proactive. Deeply, consistently, without being reminded — You are reliable. Zero excuses — You read everything. Meeting notes, documents, long threads — this is not a role where you outsource your reading to AI — You pay attention to details — You communicate at a high level and can engage on my behalf when needed — You are tech-savvy and you build systems naturally What this is not: — A task-execution role — A role for someone with competing commitments or availability gaps right now — A full-time employment hire in the first 6 months (no leave, pension, or HMO initially — this is reviewed after 6 months) I have zero tolerance for laxity. I will terminate quickly if I notice it. The expectations are set clearly in advance — that clarity is intentional. I am also genuinely interested in people who are building towards something. If a career in tech, product, or business is where you are headed, this role will accelerate that. The search is open for 6 months. I will shortlist within a week. Two-week paid probation. Read the full JD before applying — application steps are in there: lnkd.in/dbwsuTzj Only the exceptional need apply.

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WHAT IS IT CALLED WHEN YOU’RE NOT SUICIDAL BUT JUST REALLY TIRED OF BEING ALIVE?
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