Luke Valitchka

@steavpack Hey, that is awesome. Well earned & deserved recognition. Congratulations to Coach, & his family.

Congratulations to father-in-law, Al Vandenberg, for having the Ashwaubenon HS track named after him! facebook.com/10000009276277…

Shut down the Everest tours or fix this. Unacceptable scene near the top.

@Dom_Cotroneo Did Houston called up some Skeeters to balance things out for the Brewers?

MORE OWEN MILLER CHAOS What a send my Jason Lane sending Miller to the plate. #ThisIsMyCrew

Democrats reckless spending helped turbocharge inflation and max out the nation’s credit. Rep. Gallagher and House Republicans are fighting to rein in radical spending and responsibly raise the debt ceiling.

@RNCResearch 🤡

Kamala Harris: "Without semiconductors, your smartphone would not be a smartphone! It would be a paperweight!"

@RNCResearch 🤡

BIDEN: "I've spoken at length with President Loon of South Korea." South Korea's president is Yoon Suk Yeol.

@RNCResearch 🤡

In all seriousness — what is Biden talking about?

@hunterbonair Winker opened the door, & the ump shut it.

This is all you need to see from the Winker ejection to show that this was all just a show by the home plate umpire. He asks what Winker said and then does a dramatic ejection motion. C’mon now.

@Todd_Rosiak @journalsentinel Their ro$ter is epically devoid of enuf talent; 2 rooks starting & hitting .201 & .246 says it all.

Eric Lauer and the Brewers struggled again against the Rays. What's going on? jsonline.com/story/sports/m… via @journalsentinel

1. My students are not my kids. 2. Proximity and time do not mean I know what's best for somebody else's kid. 3. I strive to earn trust from my students and their parents.

10 hits off 3 arms for 8 runs off 2of the 3. 1 series win in May. Best bats r a ca$h/ptbnl, & .255 former cub. Counsell asked to make 🐔 🥗 out 🐔💩 roster. All reasons of $mallmarket, suspect talent eval, overpaid/underperforming rag arm Lt. fielder, etc., etc. apply. Go Crew!

My husband and I went through the McDonald's driveway window and I gave the cashier a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her 25c. She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar back.' She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the 25c, and said 'We're sorry but we don’t do that kind of thing.' The cashier then proceeded to give me back 75 cents in change. Do not confuse the people at MacD's. We had to have the garage door repaired. The repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'You need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4 and he said, 'NOOO, it's not. Four is larger than two.' We haven't used that repairman since... I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local city council office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: 'Too many deers are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.' IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE. My daughter went to a Mexican fast food and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce. I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?' To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?' He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.' The pedestrian light on the corner beeps when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an 'intellectually challenged' co-worker of mine. She asked if I knew what the beeper was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, 'what on earth are blind people doing driving?!' She is a government employee..... When my wife and I arrived at a car dealership to pick up our car after a service, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver’s side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. ‘Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'its open!' His reply, 'I know. I already did that side.' STAY ALERT! They walk among us, they breed, and they vote….... 😂😂😂

@WildeAndTausch @MarkTauscher65 LO

The debut of @MarkTauscher65’s new game: Leftover or Left Behind? 🤔

@_JesseNelson @WildeAndTausch @MarkTauscher65 LB

Another edition of @MarkTauscher65’s Leftover or Left Behind! 2 Pretzel Bites (from 8 to start)? 🥨

@GeryWoelfel No way he’s leaving Boston for Milwaukee.

If I was Wes Edens, Jamie Dinan and Jimmy Haslam -- the Bucks tri-majority owners -- I would make Brad Stevens an offer he couldn't refuse. What Stevens has done, first as coach in developing stars Jayson Tatum and Jaylen Brown and now as pres. of basketball operations with the Celtics, is astounding.

@Todd_Rosiak @journalsentinel G. Mitchell is the #4 hitter on their roster while out the last 20 games. Better than turang, yelich, b.a., rowdy, winkler, adames, voit, brosseau, & wiemer. Caratini, Contreras, & Miller .270+. 2 legit arms, an under-performing mega-contract player, & poor hitting. Talent wins.

Brewers vs. Royals game on May 12 will be on Apple TV+, not cable, and it won't be free: jsonline.com/story/entertai… via @journalsentinel

Biden completely malfunctions during remarks at his screening of "American Born Chinese"

@ianmiles Wth is that fat ass guy’s problem?

This TSA agent is unfit to handle a dog.

KJP: "Gas prices are down...and grocery prices fell...the Inflation Reduction act was so important as we talk about energy costs, lowering that."

This is Stancy Cardwell. He stormed the beaches of Normandy carrying a 60mm Mortar. He’s 101 years old and deserves endless retweets 🇺🇸