Last Week Tonight without John Oliver

August 30, 2023 @LastWeekTonight without @iamjohnoliver Alright, I guess I'm back here, being flagrant and telling you #News. Hey! Look! Another #Insurretion! And it's not #American! nytimes.com/2023/08/30/wor… @nytimes

I'm sure @SecBlinken woke up and was like "Oh, damn it, not another one." However, yeah, this is what happens when the US sets an example that this kind of conduct is ok. #AndNowThis: #Elephants! africanews.com/2021/11/18/why… #Gabon #AliBongoOndimba #CoupTimeWithKyle?

August 30, 2023 @LastWeekTonight without @iamjohnoliver Alright, I guess I'm back here, being flagrant and telling you #News. Hey! Look! Another #Insurretion! And it's not #American! nytimes.com/2023/08/30/wor… @nytimes

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@TheDailyShow But I can host that show.

@TheDailyShow my training was unconventional.

I #StayStayStay, and write when I get mad, mad, mad, and be hopeful instead of sad, sad, sad. So, @jordanklepper, @roywoodjr, who wants to be employed again?

@jonstewart I #StayStayStay, and write when I get mad, mad, mad, and be hopeful instead of sad, sad, sad. So

The whole reason we have a media is to inform #citizens about who their leaders will be and everyone in those Guilds @jonstewart, they walked out.

August 20, 2023 @LastWeekTonight without @iamjohnoliver #AndNowThis: youtu.be/mQx5UBm9mNg Dear @jonstewart, Because of the @WGAWest and @WGAEast no one has gotten to announce #Indecision2024, and I apologize for being myself on @X at you

@jonstewart youtu.be/uxUATkpMQ8A

@elonmusk done here.

Every time I try to rehearse my argument , I cry, and think about who I would blame. Which is as @StephenAtHome calls him #HeWhoShallBeNamed. Many were my comrades. My friends, and I cannot stand #AmericanInjustice

August 18, 2023 @LastWeekTonight without @iamjohnoliver, and with me @KyleWMarston, hey @AsymmetricalH, does being a President and also allowing 1 Million people to die constitute a criminal offense? I have to rehearse, and that’s the only story I care about.

@elonmusk @jonstewart You can call me an augment, Khan whatever you want, but I am no murderer. The last president was.

@elonmusk @jonstewart I didn’t ask to be diabetic, however, I #RememberNuremburg, lead or am partaking in a number of resistance movements and won’t stop until I see Justice.

@jonstewart I want to see the last president tried like he killed #Jews in Germany in the 50’s. In front of a public court. I’m asking a lot. And I’m relentless, I’m bias, however 1 million died.

@StephenAtHome Call me an imposter again @jonstewart. Go ahead. And watch this video. youtu.be/lVkKLf4DCn8 Get out of the way.

How many diabetics died during #COVID19 because of as @StephenAtHome calls him #HeWhoShallBeNamed?

@jonstewart do me a favor, and break my nose, I know you love #arcticmonkeys and stop sidelining my career. #GetOutOfTheWay stew beef youtu.be/K9UrU3A8Lw0