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I got 50,000 candy hearts 💘 ....crushed them 🔨 and turned it into the craziest artwork I've ever created 😅

@HelpSheffield @CroftTheatreCo Robin Hood? :)

Is there anyone out there who is doing good stuff for #Sheffield who wants to be on our #HelpPodcast ?

@sianwevz @Beaglet33 @WWSeries6 @SarahMillican75 But not light bulbs. A friend smeared butter onto the metal threaded part of his light bulbs so they were easier to screw in. But the butter caramelised with the heat from the bulb and glued them in. He had to replace all of those light fittings.

@Beaglet33 @WWSeries6 @SarahMillican75 Butter fixes most things including a squeaky door hinge. Reminds me a bit of a friend who eats cheese with a Hot Cross bun

Reminder that if you would like some company on Christmas Day, we will be here chatting all day. Follow me or use the #JoinIn hashtag and I’ll see you there.

@Monkresting My friend said I can’t manage. I’m so far behind with the mortgage repayments that the arrears are written in.......BLANK. LOL, reads like a Blankety Blank question :)

My friend said I can’t manage. I’m so far behind with the mortgage repayments that the arrears are written in Latin. Crackerssss

Just spent a week lighting Aladdin for new client @CCTC1959 Excellent production, good audience feedback, one performance SOLD OUT! It's good to see performers back on stage.

@Monkresting Yeah....but how many beans make five?

Three times today I have been asked "How long is a piece of string?" and the answer I have calculated is "Twice as long as it is from the middle to one end". One of life's mysteries solved...

@BexFroggo @ShappiKhorsandi Excellent :)

I thought all the mums were dressing up

@Monkresting For my parernts it was the afternoon tea dances, father went on a Tuesday and mother on a Thursday

Asked the secret to his long marriage the old man said two magical words. When pushed for the magic words he said.... "Yes dear"

@just_laura9 Yep, the e, the a, and the t. :)

@KateSlaterPR It's Ladybird hibernation time, it took days to walk into your home looking for a site, then you take it back outside and it gets eaten by a passing sparrow. 😂

I found an amazing ladybird on my dressing table this morning (please ignore dust). How it got there nobody knows but I transported it out to garden on a cushion, left cushion in bed of leaves/flowers in sun and when I returned 3 hours later, ladybird gone. Happy ending I hope🤞

@MumblingNerd I heard they had been arrested for harassment of an elderly gentleman. Jack and the Beans stalk.

Apparently, Jack claims he can talk to pulses; Jack and the beans talk.

@MumblingNerd That was mother :)

@LXstage Posh; this was a Belvoir Castle ;^)

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@poddack Good morning to you too. Hope all is well?

Good morning!

@TheMillgateLIVE @withoutkatebush ...and Godot says he's missed the train.

Not waiting for Kate Bush. #saddleworth @withoutkatebush

@PantomimeUk ..and the T-shirt is covering mi peccadillo.

A message from our Dame...😂

@just_laura9 Excellent, really pleased for you.👍

Second Saturday back in a crowded venue with our friends @motelcalifornia and by Sunday evening roaring sore throat.

@TraceyWhitefoot @MumblingNerd Its always a good sunrise...we'll be boloxed on the day it doesn't.

City Ground Sunrise A surprisingly good sunrise by the River Trent this morning :) #NFFC #Nottingham #CityGround

@poddack Hi Michael, any interest to a peripatetic technician?