Lauren Faber

"Give a freshman a meal plan, feed him for a year; teach a man to befriend a freshman, feed him for a lifetime" -Lauren Jones

@Disneyland we are stuck on pirates plz the least you could do is turn the music off I have heard yo ho 1 million times

@mckannnn tell me how you did this

FOR THOSE TUNING IN AT HOME, I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY ACQUIRED A TAYLOR SWIFT TICKET FOR LESS THAN $200!!!! I HAD GIVEN UP HOPE!!! I am cryin!!!!!

Ya, having an old friend/acquaintance cancel plans last minute is a good feeling, but have you ever had a co-worker cancel a meeting last minute? Ecstasy.

#coronapocolypse #CoronavirusOutbreak #Corona #COVIDー19 #covidindia

Hello my 48 followers here is a Coronavirus song created due to being quarantined. youtu.be/c4xJ0sK86Os

@LeShrimpton Listening to the AI Podcast this morning! You are so great on it! I have a couple of questions would love to chat. Could you DM me?

@sprint @sprintcare HOURS on the phone, lying, deceiving, HORRIBLE care. I have NEVER hated a company more.

@Sprint @sprintcare Is literally the spawn of Satan

Imagine. kids just want to nap and sit around and chat ,, kids would be so fun !!

Accurate.

hate when people say "if u think this is better than sex, u haven't had good sex!", like no, maybe you've just never had good lasagna, Carol

@dburgos13 Multiple girlfriends? lol

Honestly.. out of all the social medias venmo is the best source of stalking

@dburgos13 Whoaaaa can't remember if I told you how much I love Don Joaquin or not.... but either way this tip is 🔥

Constant battle between getting da foods and being too lazy to get out of bed. Never know who gonna win.

Why @ChipotleTweets always got me feeling like I should've gone to Mcdonalds?

Some dude just sat down handed him beard oil and left