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They say SHITTING is a call of nature. Does that mean FARTING is a missed call?

"@SMlLlNG: People will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel."

"@Awkward_Fun: Dad: Why are your eyes so red? Son: I smoked weed, Dad. Dad: Don't lie to me, you were crying because you are a faggot."

@Ascesinas Sometimes bra, nigga b doin it Alone so u no the drill, (Lazy), do u?

A girl should be like a butterfly, pretty to see and hard to catch.

"@alisasharpmusic A lil something 4 u: youtube.com/watch?v=JOH8M6… #innocence #musicwithmessage #musicvideo #newpop what do u think?"

@alisasharpmusic it's wonderful