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This is THE FUNNIEST video I’ve seen in a LONG LONG time! 🤣🤣🤣

Fellow Floridians, please stay safe and DON’T watch 24hr weather channels! Wait for the official updates. I’m in Tampa 🙏🏾

Kendrick brought a paint brush to a gun fight. 😔

#SXSW folk! 10am Waterloo Ballroom, Marriott Downtown Join us for Trust in the Age of Medical Misinformation. Who's impacting your health decisions? Your doctor, brands or relatable influencers? AF, Bayer Consumer Health & @LaGuardiaCross explore the shift tinyurl.com/227hx6nt

A cultural shift is underway in health and trust. Who is impacting your health decisions? Is it your doctor, brands or relatable influencers? If you’re heading to #SXSW join us, Bayer Consumer Health and @LaGuardiaCross to explore this transformation >> rb.gy/0nz3a7

Today I decided to homeschool my kids. We brought the girls to their grandparents house this morning and started casually talking about Valentine’s Day. My 9-year-old blurts out “We should all play spin the bottle on Valentine’s Day!” I’m a homeschool teacher now.

I just hopped in the car to pick up my kids and DIDN’T forget the snacks this time! I can’t start the car, because I forgot my keys, all forms of ID, and the car tags that prove I’m allowed to pick them up. I’ll go back inside and try again tomorrow.

WE MADE IT!!!

The time has come to ask for help. patreon.com/laguardiacross

EVERY PARENT, when the kids aren’t home.

The marriage vows were “Till death do you part.”

My kids often ask if they can sleep in my bed and I just as often say “absolutely not.” Today, my 6-year-old asked if she can sleep in my bed after I’m dead. I agreed.

Am I still a good dad if my 6-year-old was singing 🎶 Let The Bodies Hit The Floor!🎵 as she hopped out the car in the school drop off line @ihearcanvas? tiktok.com/t/ZTRKNRQpf/

I need at least 2 people to join a LIVE talk about the red pill vs feminism movement, TONIGHT @ 8pm ET. Email me at info@laguardiacross.com if you have a good internet connection, don’t mind disagreements, and are cool with being on camera (via your phone).

I challenged my 70-year-old mom to a dance battle for #MothersDay Who won? 🤞🏾

@Enhle_Nozulu @Bruce_Cares 😂

@Bruce_Cares @LaGuardiaCross do you know this man? 😯

Hey y’all I’m Bruce, I’m a novice Beekeeper living in Wilmington, DE. I’m looking to get in touch with other Black Beekeepers here on Twitter. If you see or know of any, tag ‘em for me. (Please note this account is not dedicated to any one thing, I’m random AF 😭😭😭)

Doing something special for my girl tonight 🙂

Dads are their daughter’s heroes. My 8yo and I were watching a fitness competition, when I asked “Should I join that team?” (For context: fitness is a priority in my life) Her: No Me: Why? (Thinking she’d miss me) Her: You didn’t even win the last competition at your gym.

@Serena 😂 NOPE! But the look on my family’s faces….

@LaGuardiaCross Wait. What? And did you record it?

I’m a BIG fan of mixing sweet and salty flavors, but how far is too far? I’m not lying when I say this: I dumped seasoned ground chicken on a mixture of 3-4 different kinds of cereal (yes, with milk). No one was around, I was slightly scared, but…I enjoyed it. Am I ok?