Merp

Icarus:

.@ZohranKMamdani is it okay if I come to new york

Is killing and eating people moe

@tsukatouya Exactly

@tsukatouya You’re kinda like uhmmmmmmmm uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ermmmmmmmmmm You’re like stewie

@tsukatouya I said mech

@tsukatouya Oh okay true

@tsukatouya WHAT

@tsukatouya Brain, stweet, chris, mech, pete, lowest…. Fnaily Gay

I dont want a touch my butt and buy me pizza reference to be my legacy

So you hate waffle batter and apples, then dipped in sweet maple syrup?

100g protein for $5.49

Can I touch your butt and buy you pizza later

Me: Alexa, play the Friends theme song, phonk remix… Alexa: Sure thing! Playing “Fleshlights theme song, phonk remix!”

@tsukatouya Glutp

You’re MY little W goons… never forget it……..

You mean so much to me!😃

I’m ya girl’s work husband but you can call me the ticklemonster 😈