My Angry Grandmother 🇺🇸

I am so disappointed in all of you.

@Nalin_Haley 🫡

Parked this car that didn’t have sensors the other day and this is how close I got to the wall without hitting it. Extremely proud of myself

Truckers and Subaru’s need to be banned from driving in the left lane. We also shouldn’t have a speed limit on the highway

@bankertobuilder was "live love laugh" already taken?

I have just one small tweak

@ProfMJCleveland a pretty fancy word for a Monday, dear

Yes, it is really a word:

@realrabbilinda 🤔

Imaging losing 1 plane for every 13,000 strike missions and thinking that America is winning the war in Iran 😂😭 At this rate, Iran can absorb 52,000,000 strikes to down the remaining 4,000 US strike aircraft. America will lose.

@bscholl 💯

It is a huge failure of operation Epic Fury, planners should have anticipated the need to leave a single Iranian F-14 intact so that the downed crew could have exfiltrated themselves.

(Narrator) “It, in fact, changes absolutely nothing with your tone and locks the string in place.”

@xnoesbueno truth

In fairness, it seems they've accepted that he had/has cauliflower for brains. Airbrushing is the commie way

I for one salute the Democratic Party for reaching new heights via self petard hoistment

@kausmickey x.com/californiapost…

It's inspiring that ordinary Americans along I-95 had "nothing but love" for Dan Neil and his comical $535,550 Rolls Royce EV test car. Nobody thinks you're a snob if you're driving yourself on I-95. Here in Beverly Hills a stranger social equality prevails: We're just not impressed! There are so many high-zoot vehicles darting around nobody really stands out by driving one--which oddly makes it just as OK to drive a used Corolla. You're certainly not going to impress anyone in a Mercedes. They're all cars. Not like they're real estate. wsj.com/lifestyle/cars…

@AmericanDebunk 💯

This Trump post is elite. And you’ll start to see it too as you read along. You will love this breakdown. We all know about the impending deadline on Tuesday. The deadline creates urgency for Iran and gives Trump an extra negotiation chip that didn’t exist before. We all know this. But it gets better now. Trump is now branding the deadline. “Power Plant Day and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran.” This branding is elite framing, as it turns an abstract military pressure into vivid, memorable visual events. People don’t remember vague threats. They remember branded days—like “D-Day” or “Shock and Awe.” Trump makes the destruction feel scheduled, inevitable, and almost celebratory. It sticks in the mind and signals total control. And notice how nonchalant it sounds. Trump didn’t go for epic, carnage-heavy branding. He branded it the way you’d casually announce National Potato Chip Day. That’s intentional. He’s making an apocalyptic-like event for Iran feel routine, even mundane, for the US. This makes the threat land harder because it flexes confidence and might. This is light work for America. Then Trump uses a direct threat. Zero diplomatic filter. It bypasses the usual State Department word salad and hits the human survival instinct. And the closer? “Praise be to Allah.” Oh. My. Goodness. He doesn’t just threaten their infrastructure- he mocks their worldview by hijacking their own religious phrasing right before promising devastation. This is too perfect. It’s a reminder who’s writing the script for their “impending” doom. This is calibrated dominance. Watch how the media spins it tomorrow. They’ll call it “unpresidential.” The people who get persuasion will see genius. What a time to be alive.

@ComfortablySmug what?

How often do you wash/have cleaned the walls inside your house?

@data_republican @HarmeetKDhillon 💯

@HarmeetKDhillon I think single travelers deserve a discount when they take the middle seat!

Rocking the middle seat 💺 blues … exit row at least!

@pollodustino uh oh

My fortune cookie from Panda Express didn't have a fortune in it. Am I gonna die? 😢

@MomsPostingLs predator mindset

Why do so many attractive female teachers choose to risk it with underage students? She could walk into any bar and have her pick of men, but throws away her life instead.

@BritanniaArthur @romanhelmetguy

@romanhelmetguy You do realise that closing the strait does affect you right? Global inflation. Iran wants the strait closed why on Earth would they beg you to open it?

Everybody is already blaming the USA for the Strait of Hormuz being closed. Therefore, I propose that we mine the strait just for fun. It wouldn’t change anyone’s opinion of us, we don’t need the oil, Iran would immediately beg to open the strait, and it would be very funny.

@nypost they're polishing something but it's not California's image

Gavin Newsom to spend $19M in taxpayer funds on New York PR firm to polish California's image trib.al/t39xDzL

@TwinkBukowski a hero's journey

Out of school I got a job at an ad agency. I wanted to be a copywriter but I didn't have the confidence to ask. So instead I was a "Media Services Associate" which amounted to one year of pretending to work on Google Ads and convincing distracted clients that whatever we're doing was working. One year later I was fired, because I obviously didn't give a shit and couldn't pretend well-enough for my managers to keep me on the payroll. I remember HR girlboss Nicole Tang broke the news to me one morning on an impromptu Zoom call and I smiled so wide, knowing I was free. And I had 6 months of severance pay. I didn't tell my girlfriend I was fired because I thought it would make her love me less. Instead I drove 14 hours East from Seattle to Pocatello Idaho to attend a 12 day silent meditation retreat called Vipassana. I was the youngest person there. The first day was orientation and the next 10 days were silence and the last day was for talking again. It was on that last day that I first told anyone in reality, that I wanted to be a writer. Or, more concretely, that the way I wanted to make a living was by writing and selling books. It's a hard thing to say, because of how it sounds. So I spent the next 6 months collecting unemployment, not trying to find another job, just writing, writing, writing, writing, journal entries that would eventually become Worst Boyfriend Ever.

@pollodustino yellow fever has its charms

Taught a Taiwanese girl how to say "shrimp" today. She kept saying it, "Shreem-puh." It was adorable. 🥰

@BallerThanThou 💯

I think we should send these hoes to other countries and bring in 30% Eastern European (brains and beauty but not high fertility) and 70% European gene Catholic latinas (like children, good attitude) to replace them. My kind of replacement theory.

@liberscravola I can concur

I was born in Southern CA near the shores of the Pacific Ocean. When I traveled to Europe people asked if I surfed every day and how many movie stars I knew. When I was in France 2 years ago they asked if the zombie people were real. The damage Newsom has done to the CA imagine is beyond estimate.

@timburchett "we"? you mean "them" -- the Rinos are doing this to us!

Why do we constantly do this to ourselves?