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“Ma’am unfortunately you’ve lost all memory of any and all media you’ve consumed” me immediately:

Just talking just to talk. Stfu sometimes.

Breaking 🚨 : Forza horizon 6 will reportedly not include the 2005 Peugeot 206 SW

witness

my bike rides stopped syncing, so i decompiled the firmware. found a hidden dev mode. sent 3 bytes over BLE. my cycling computer now says “WELCOME TO HELL DEVELOPER” and i now have debug capabilities.

These yellow pit stains are usually caused by deodorant or antiperspirant mixing with your sweat. You can remove them by spraying the area with 3% hydrogen peroxide. Let this sit for an hour and then throw the garment into the wash. For more stubborn stains, soak the garment in Oxiclean overnight, then wash. Note that Oxiclean is fine on certain fibers (e.g., cotton), but not others (e.g., silk). Always read labels before using a product.

@BookNoteApp Ngl I thought it was going to be PHM just 8 times

8 fiction books more addicting than scrolling: 1) Project Hail Mary by Andy Weir

sex only lasts like a minute max 3D will last you a lifetime

ppl bullying her after she healed from binge eating and lost the weight bc she looks kinda weird this is why people kill themselves and view life as a hell they can only escape in death

Apple accidentally left Claude.md files in today's Apple Support app update (v5.13)

@loonpyon És a HÉV milyen hangot ad ki?

senki: 1-es metró, amikor záródnak az ajtók:

@esh_414 @Pirat_Nation Linux phone cannot get polished soon enough

@Pirat_Nation I went with Android because I hated Apple's restrictive bullshit and now they are just becoming the same bullshit.

Starting September 2026, a silent update pushed by Google, will block every Android app whose developer hasn't registered with Google, signed their contract, paid up, and handed over government ID. Google calls the new rule Android Developer Verification. This starts with Brazil, Indonesia, Singapore, and Thailand expanding worldwide in 2027 every app on certified Android phones must come from a developer who has registered their real identity with Google. This covers apps from the Play Store, third-party stores, and sideloaded APKs. Here’s what developers have to do: They sign up in Google’s new verification system, share their legal name, address, phone number, and ID, and pay a one-time $25 fee. Apps from unverified developers will be blocked or come with big warnings and extra steps. Google doing this to fight malware, the company says sideloaded apps are about 50 times more likely to contain bad software than Play Store apps. Android is becoming a little more controlled with all of this changes

The “$10,000 in damage” is lost advertisement revenue, btw.

Wow. The Pope was just asked his stance on migration. His answer is amazing: “I would change the question: what is the global North doing to help the global South in its situation that forces them to migrate.”

“Christian kids” is like “vegan cat” We all know who’s making the lifestyle choices.

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

I depend on you

@AlHendiify Me when I go to a school 🗣️aaaaaaaaaa

Did y’all make a gun specifically design for school shoutings?