Naomi Lemur 🧶

@SARDJV @HSJ_Awards @OxleasNHS Lookit you all! Keeping everything crossed. I think it's rude that it's not being televised tbh

We have arrived! We are all excited to be attending the @HSJ_Awards with the #SARDJV and @OxleasNHS project team in hopes for a win! #HSJPartnershipAwards

@Barkeronthebox Mashed swede x

This always makes me think of @LadyLemur 😂 Happy birthday #PatriciaRoutledge

@howlieT "The work larp" is a phrase you don't get to hear enough, IMO

@A_MGregory @howlieT I'm so glad you answered that and saved me a morning of googling this crazy plant with leaves like a petunia but the face of a goth. Cerinthe is now going on my garden wish list!

"Do you like Tina Turner, Ted" is the little Pavlovian response that runs through my head every time I hear her name.

@howlieT AND he did a mural at my primary school. Which of course they have since painted over. It was really good, too. I've only just remembered that (hidden behind all those song lyrics, presumably).

@howlieT I know all the words to The Court of King Caractacus and it's just wasted space in my head now.

"Siri, sum up Eurovision in one image" #Eurovision2023

@bugsandfishes Or, for quickness, 'Corry B' (thanks I hate it).

Okay so even if you think this word is an abomination, how should it be spelled??? CoRRibobs or CoRibobs?

I have so very many more important things to do this week but now I suddenly urgently need to make some tat with 👑 MERRY CORRIBOBS 👑 on it. (Oh no).

@danny_robins Absolutely loved this episode, regardless of whether it was the one you intended. That infrasound theory is the kind of delicious nerdery that sets #uncanny apart! Bravo.

Thank you all for your patience this week. The #UncannyCommunity support means a lot to all of us on the team. Case 4 is out now. It's not the episode we had planned but I hope you'll enjoy it. Normal service will be resumed next week... bbc.in/3HhTlNi #Uncanny

"I just don't know what it's going to look like": John worrying about flatbread presentation, five minutes after being wowed by a cake that looked like something my cat would sick up after being at the tinsel. #MasterChef

@Whatleydude I mean it's a great film but it's on Netflix now and everything.

I will never understand the queue for The Breakfast Club. Ever.

@AlexWattsEsq This is exactly how I approach cryptic clues, to be fair.

Or just finding a word of the right length and just about picking out the definition from the clue, with some wild hallucinations thrown in?

OK, this is weird. I asked ChatGPT to *solve* a clue from a recent crossword and it did it, but with completely demented reasoning Is it just Googling the answer and then disguising it?

@VodafoneUK Thanks! Have messaged.

@LadyLemur Hi Naomi. This does sound frustrating. If you pop over the postcode I can take a look the network in the area. Once you reach our 'Bot' just reply 'Message an advisor' Al twitter.com/messages/compo…

Hey @VodafoneUK, any idea when phone reception might be back up in ME13? Think there's an issue with local mast but nothing showing on network checker so unable to get an idea of exactly what's up. Been down for 5 days now.

@SocialistHB Trade Union membership information is special category data under GDPR and needs to be handled with extra care. Pretty sure this does not come under a legitimate use! Definitely report to the ICO.

My children’s school has remained open during strike days. The Headteacher has just emailed ALL parents naming the two teachers who took strike action. Surely this isn’t allowed!?

@howlieT @sewingbee This is possibly the greatest photo ever taken!

I would genuinely move house, or job, depending on which I liked most.

@EwaSR Holy SHIT. First Cocaine Bear and now this, they have a direct line to my brain

Bad 'live chat' is worse than none, such an own goal. Explains why people are surprised when @SARDJV support team in Crystal Palace ping up on chat with the autonomy to solve problems there and then, not a yes/no script that sends you to another dept. Shouldn't be so unusual.