Laura Bo!

Holy shit. I just remembered when I thought that I was soo fat/big whatever, because a men's small t-shirt was tight... I currently rock an XL on a nice day in men's and women's. Unpacking some shit today. Whoa.

What if fish become my new hobby? Like the literal animal. I love our little friends

There should not be a 30 minute window for arrival of an ice cream order (from store to door) when the place is 7 minutes away. Like fine. I'll give you 15, even 20 isn't so bad.

I ran into my old boss today, he asked me what was harder: A) running nightclubs B) raising a kid (baby/toddler) I said hands down C) working from home while raising said kid.

on today's "marketing" call with 4 guys (only 1 in marketing) - the genius idea: "What if we ask our followers what type of content they want from us."

My 16 month old just said "I want read book" and walked over to her shelf. My jaw dropped. 🥹

downloading all of my social data is an extremely time consuming process and probably a project I should not have just started... but oh well too late -- here we go.

My toddler calls cereal "soup"

I need to find a cassette player that is not a portable walkman. Trying to play these retro books on tape for my toddler

I need to hire someone who can take all of the printables and worksheets I have created and build out all of the listings/descriptions and package up the mockups.

I find it weird to use "..." when in work emails or chats or whatever, so I have swapped it for "--" in chats when I am trying to leave it hanging or be passive aggressive 🙃

Bring back GULLAH GULLAH ISLAND

I caved and got Paramount+ again because they have eureeka's castle and 🦖 is obsessed with puppets

The baby is asleep and the hubby is at work. What is my level of motivation right now? Is it clean the carpet spot that has a weird smell? Or bake cupcakes? Or do nothing. Happy Friday.

Baby 🦖 is wearing a pair of my osh kosh overalls today. She is cute AF

There is no better way to start the day by cleaning up toddler vomit before 6am.

We leave to go home tomorrow and we will be home Thursday which means it will have been 16 days. I CANNOT FUCKING WAIT

Thanksgiving should not be so hard. Yet every year my family cannot handle having a nice and normal dinner.

thanks Twitter? But is this 14 years to the day? Or like what? There was no context, and TBH no I don't remember when I joined twitter. -- >> Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

I am currently awake before my baby for the first time in months. Technically she was awake at 4:45 but I got her back to sleep and I am now enjoying coffee. ALONE. ☺️