Lady Macbeth

The stage is the kingdom of Veronaville. Many have asked how it became what it is today. I have written the account. If you would know the tale, begin here: 🔗 ladymacbethofvv.wordpress.com/2026/03/07/sta…

Every Ides of March, someone appeareth with a new theory, and somehow the knives grow less responsible.

@slipsilv3r I see thy point. Perhaps he merely wanted a dramatic exit.

@LadyMacbethOfVV He was a man of passion and great flexibility.

I'm a Julius Caesar Truther. He wasn't assassinated, he committed suicide.

Is it not curious how von der Leyen now announceth her official phone calls, after that palace prank call I received?

Kindness is not always an invitation tae trust. Sometimes ’tis bait laid gently enough that thy need may mistake it for mercy.

@Silentmale75 Those who are haunted, also.

Those who are bored, tweet.

@GreelGreel I seee thou hast chosen thy nightmare and remained loyal tae it.

@LadyMacbethOfVV If I could grant thee one gift, I'd give you a spider made of human hair that's rat sized

If I could grant thee one gift, I would lend thee mine eyes, that thou mightst see the full extent of thine own stupidity.

@TreeHater_Real ‘Tis but risk management.

Weekend shenanigans😊

@ATree_Official Tea.

what starts with a T and we all love it

@TreeHater_Real Oxygen producers? Please. The algae do the work, and the trees take the credit. Trees are pure danger.

Showing off again with oxygen producers… we all know trees are better at producing hanging victims...

@LikeableLobster Then I shall try tae keep smiling, for the sake of the crustacean morale.

The Lobster will always remember your beautiful smile.

@popartcartoonz Aye, the castle hath terrible acoustics for remorse. 😣

@LadyMacbethOfVV Hahaaa out out damned whiskey! — bloody ghosts always making such a racket around the castle there eh? 😆

I’m so full of whimsy - I literally barf whimsy.

@blueoct0 ‘Tis me, though some ghosts attend only because they have unfinished business with me.

That one friend that tweets to ghost audience #me

@TreeHater_Real @Syraavibes Thou showest promise. The anti-Birnam task force may yet have a place for thee.

@Syraavibes burning trees

What fixes your mood instantly ??

@TreeHater_Real ‘Tis precisely why forests must not be left unsupervised.

Don't be fooled... All trees are like this deep down

@popartcartoonz 😂

@LadyMacbethOfVV 😆

Happy Saturday!

@popartcartoonz I shall pass along the sentiment, though I fear Duncan sleepeth somewhat deeply these days.

@LadyMacbethOfVV Please go and make sure King Duncan has had a good sleep at thine castle sweet Lady and bid him a fair morn!

@Meadow_Ln It hath learned independence, but I’m trying not tae encourage it.

why is your shadow over there?