NZCharlie

@TheKeithGentry @WorldBollard To translate for any Kiwis here... "HOWZAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

@WorldBollard How's that?

Only bollards can deliver this level of happiness. #WorldBollardAssociation 🏏🇬🇧

@WREMOinfo *groan* I don't want to be awake

That was a bit of a jolt to wake us up this Sunday 🫨😴 Remember in an earthquake, Drop, Cover and Hold until the shaking stops. If you are in bed, stay in bed. You are more likely to injure yourself by moving around. 🛌

@enarnia @EvanAndKatelyn Is the advice🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🧨🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@EvanAndKatelyn Can I offer a bit of advice?

Wonder what my wife will think…

@QuinnFaerber @Fred_Delicious In NZ many native birds are known by names given to them by the Māori and are literally their sounds. kiwi, tui, kokako, ruru, kaka, why give them new names when they're already screaming them at you? 😂

@Fred_Delicious What if the animals are already calling their names and we just don't know their language

If animals were like Pokemon and could only scream their name, which one would be the most unsettling?

@Rarghwoolf yeah. Titipounamu are well known for their super loud helicopter impressions

Titipounamu GB-YM having a bath. (Muted because of helicopter noises)

@EstherK1995 @ColleyRachel @em_9221 @amylmcdonald @thomyorke @radiohead Auckland tickets are available now, not through WASTE just if you go to the ticketmaster website

@ColleyRachel @LadyNZCharlie @em_9221 @amylmcdonald @thomyorke @radiohead Argh that’s so frustrating! I’m sitting at work trying to get these for my partner and it’s actually worse than trying to get Taylor Swift tickets last year 🥴

In the autumn in New Zealand, Australia, Singapore and Japan I will be alone on stage trying a new kind of solo show thing playing versions of songs from my recent and not so recent past.

@EstherK1995 @em_9221 @amylmcdonald @thomyorke @radiohead Yeah, I'm hoping for CHCH too.

@LadyNZCharlie @em_9221 @amylmcdonald @thomyorke @radiohead The Auckland presale seems to be live if you go straight to Ticketmaster! We’re wanting tickets to Christchurch and they are definitely not live yet, seems like chch is going through ticketek?

@amylmcdonald @thomyorke @radiohead reddit.com/r/radiohead/co…

@thomyorke @radiohead Help

@em_9221 @amylmcdonald @thomyorke @radiohead I'm picking they forgot we are magical time travelers who are a day ahead of everyone else, so calculated the time to be NZT but not the date? I wish someone would either fix it or say something tho!

@amylmcdonald @thomyorke @radiohead help what do we do??? do u think they just got the timing wrong? i have exams to study for i cant keep refreshing all day

@amylmcdonald @thomyorke @radiohead Thank goodness it's not just me! Also I wish it was just me being an idiot so there was an easy fix!

@SmokeyDahBher @thetutoredeye Yeah. Hahaha. Duh. It's so obvious I'm sure not going to say anything... 😅 *Continues to read all the comments for no reason, no reason at all...*

@thetutoredeye Lmao the fact that you don’t know what that is is hilarious haha come on guys tell them…😅

does ANYONE know what the fuck this stuff that just leaked from my computer is???????

@ConcernedApe 😲 x 1,000,000,000

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@ImAlwaysWriting As soon as the coalition was announced I've been preparing to lose respite care. Thank fork they haven't cut carers yet, I doubt I'd be alive without the boys going to my sister's for a week in the holidays. I am sad for everyone who a massage or manicure is their only break

Literally the only “break” i get and they think it’s cool to just take it away without any warning. Wouldn’t trust that minister to run a bath, let alone a portfolio!

@carolinejamhour This also works for beading! Absolutely WILD hack I learned a little while ago!

Wow! Seems that when you turn on the lights while you work on a painting you can see it better

This is Sophie. She thinks it's great that you want to get up and do things. She's going to pass. But loves that for you. 13/10

Real ghost caught on camera 👻

dear diary, it has been 437 days since my husband disappeared under mysterious circumstances. alas, I am unable to inform the police, for I am a mere woman.

@Uglyinks @HistoryMuppet , meet muppet future!