Lady Michigan

@OccultHours She married Ponyos mom

This muggle has no idea she married a river spirit LOL but she does a good job at trying to connect. I’ll give her that

@jupitersembrace I think I still have rosacea because I scrubbed my face too much with the Noxzema pads

This shit right here was ridiculous! Got one of the beads stuck in my eyes and almost died

Leonid Radvinsky, owner of OnlyFans, has died at the age of 43.

@iky_fwjett Sounds like your husband is the only one who knows how to have a good time

@MissSassbox Apparently George Forman grills aren’t that safe. They’re known for burning peoples feet!

bodybuilders, gymheads, and bachelors everywhere cooked exclusively on this MF and went months to years without ever touching their stove again

@heiroflambs Just because you all hated your childhood doesn’t mean you need hate children. Go to therapy. Disliking children shouldn’t be one of your personality traits.

At the zoo and milla chose to wear the spikiest bag ever invented and it’s hanging at exactly child height

@celebsnapzx “I don’t play about my breakfast” She’s about to find out parents don’t play about their kids.

@Arin_Yumi Everything is basically a South Park episode at this point

@livvmeow Why did I never think to take the sticker off

I hate when people don’t remove the stickers from stuff like this

@AsakyGRN Oh no my steak is too juicy my lobster is too buttery

“Let me tell you one bad thing about working in Japan. In Japan you don’t get fired from your place of work, rather you get ostracized. They won’t give you sack letter; they disengage you, they take responsibilities from you. You won’t be assigned any task. If you have a login ID, they will change your password so you can’t access your PC. So you will come to work and be siting around. No one will engage you, but the company will still be paying your salary. If you quit on your own, you won’t be entitled to government unemployment benefits. If you’re sacked, the government will be paying you employment benefits till you get a new job.” — Lady says.

@lporiginalg Mine is a conspiracy theorist!

This is fine.

@ed_myson oh no my steak is too juicy my lobster is too buttery

妻。1日休みを作ってもどこへも行かない。趣味もない。映画も観ない。食にもあまり興味がない。お酒も飲まない。友達と電話もしない。ただリビングでニコニコしてる。

Abuelo, viene mi novia japonesa a casa, por favor no empieces con tus cosas. Mi abuelo en los aperitivos:

Japanese news outlets were doing a live translation of the press conference, and when Trump dropped the Pearl Harbor joke the translators were audibly lost for words and paused for a few seconds in disbelief

@TerribleMaps Dessert nachos aren’t weird, they are a little piece of heaven

The weirdest foods in each U.S. state

She look like she finna clean the tub.

@mindhuntvr I have your answer

meu sonho saber o que ele fez sério a cabeça de parece menor mesmo

he randomly decided to stop looking bloated 😭

@messedupfoods Shrek would consider this fine dining