Cynthia

- To know where you are going, you must realize where you've been. - Account details pinned below.

@professor_royal [SHE IS LITERALLY A CYNTHIA FACE POKED OUT FROM A PILE OF GENTLY-HOOTING OWL SPHERES] I appreciate the compliment, but this is a bit of a problem. They seem to follow me everywhere. Unless I'm the sun, I'm not exactly sure why they're so persistent.

@professor_royal Might I bother you about a... predicament I seem to be facing?

@veritygleam Compliment your hat?

i look at you like this. i’m approaching you. what do you do? 😊

It isn't that they're hostile... it's that they are so numerous. So enthralled. I don't want to knock them out. ...they're... too cute.

There is a fogbank of Rowlet that rolls in wherever I travel. Even if I outrun them on Chompie, they are inevitable.

[activates search function] [raises phone to mouth] The Rowlet won't leave me alone, what do I do?

[stares blankly at her phone]

Their fluffy round bodies have blotted out the sun.

Rowlet cloud followed me to work.

Today in Cynthia's League inbox: Someone in Canalave is complaining about potholes. I'm not the President of Sinnoh. I don't handle the region's governmental affairs. ...yet.

@luvdiscstan // I love her expression "I love you but I'm going to HATE LOVING YOU."

@PSYCHEDELlCHE At... ...at where?

@HardKnockLass // Fucking useless-ass Twitter

// Every time I follow someone, I get logged out and Twitter says "YOU APPEAR TO BE VIOLATING THE FOLLOWING POLICY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111" No wonder everyone hates this damn site, it bitches at you for following more than 0.8 people per lunar cycle

@championofalola Tell me. How far has someone ever chucked a Pyukumuku? I'm curious.

@championofalola Yes, so I've heard.

@Lady_Archaic uhhh... hahaha! no, those are only for certain people, unfortunately!

i think i'm gonna do this for fun!! for every like this post gets, i'll tell you something random about myself! or if you have a question, you can just ask in the comments! sorry if you already know some of the stuff i'm gonna say! it's pretty hard for me to surprise people!

I'm here. Ignore the giant flock of Rowlet following me.