LadyMay

I now understand why my dad would come home so pissed after an honest days work. Surprised he didn’t beat my ass more than he did tbh. Warning to my future children or wife #watchout

@oletoothlessone @NUCLRGOLF I “love to hear it” my sources confirm

@NUCLRGOLF @LadymayLLC

Jordan Spieth is not looking very dialed in at Royal Birkdale💀

What time of friends are the ones that constantly bail on any plan you want to make? They always get you super excited for doing something then at the last minute they basically tell you it’s not a good idea, or they don’t want to anymore.

@GolfChannel He has something going on behind closed doors that nobody knows about.

Scottie's quotes at The Open just keep getting better 😂

@BradStevensCPA Big gay behavior

Rape me

@LadymayLLC They can’t sue if they can’t escape

Thinking of putting the second bedroom up on AirBNB and only booking hot chicks.

@MelKiker I am not

@LadymayLLC You’re smarter than this lady

Get in boys, we are running to Royal Birkdale Only 3 possible winners

@oletoothlessone @huntley4u @brightside5905 Typical

@LadymayLLC @huntley4u @brightside5905 Hanging us out to dry in beantown

@LadymayLLC I’ve never felt more disrespected than what @huntley4u and @brightside5905 are doing to us rn…

Drinking Bud Heavy’s only tonight. The cardinal way

@chiphenny Hell

@chiphenny Yes fucking he’ll

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM. JORDAN WEEK. MY BOY SPIETH NEXT

NOBODY IS BETTER JORDAN WALKER

Tom Kim is 2.5 years younger than Ludvig Aberg, he also has double the wins

Junior Caminero: 12 Wander Franco’s GF: 13

@LadymayLLC Hold on….

Is there a sports bar in America with THE MOTHERFUCKING HOME RUN DERBY ON? This country is a damn disaster

@brightside5905 @formerlyrando And only drinking 3-4 days a week your last fall of college is a federal offense lock in bitch ass

I need a mogging meal plan and exercise plan for my last fall of college. I’m drinking around 3-4 days a week. I usually consume around 700-1000 cals in alcohol every time I drink. @formerlyrando