Lahabamba
237 posts

Lahabamba
@Lahabamba
A child of God, but a petty betch.
Katılım Aralık 2025
32 Takip Edilen2 Takipçiler

@SLocks8283 @GrowSmarter_x You say "you" a lot. My husband actually wants me to enjoy having sex with him, so yea...he puts in time to make sure I do. Sounds like you have a personal problem in satisfying women. Maybe the goal post doesn't change, you just not reaching it
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@Lahabamba @GrowSmarter_x This is pure cope, just gaslighting because you're no longer attracted to the man. When you actually want to fuck someone it doesn't take a bunch of theatrics. You just claim they didn't put in enough effort because you can always move the goalposts.
It's over, divorce.
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@AntiWokeMemes It looks like he's having issues getting traction. Usually you're on the break when you do that, so him actually moving forward wouldn't make sense if he's holding the break.
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@Chucklebubble I think i have that. It's literally just my pulse or vein.
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Man is freaking out because he’s at the grocery store and he shows that all the items he normally buys now say they’re ineligible for EBT
The grocery store has put up these new little signs by items saying they’re no longer eligible for Food Stamps
“It’s happening. What am I gonna drink now? Not eligible. What is going on man, what we supposed to drink now? Not eligible. Not eligible”
Life hack: If you have a job and use your debt card, it’s all eligible to be purchased
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@EdKrassen I 100% believe he did that for a full 8 to 10 shift in a suit. It's not helping when it's a photo op. You're just in the way.
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@washghost1 The house had a unique feel to it and now it's like every other whitewashed nightmare that will be almost impossible to remove. I wouldn't by that house and list this as one of the reason. I bet they painted the fire place too.
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It's been 3 months. You will shovel your own snow, transport your own trash, pay 8 times as much for rent, and not be able to afford more than bread and water. But hey at least cop killers and violent criminals are getting hug therapy and talking about their emotions. lmfao
Insider Wire@InsiderWire
#BREAKING: NYC Mayor Mamdani says the city is “worse than broke,” facing a deficit; he’ll cut housing vouchers, library funding, and other plans.
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@Lahabamba @pigefat i thought the same but he isnt 😭 he's latino.
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@beyoncegarden I don't eat soup with my hands and will not eat soup with someone who does eat it with their hands.
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@StuffKSaid If my partner was that big, I'd be taking her for a walk.
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This woman is pregnant and having strong food cravings. She woke up her husband crying because she’s crazing Chipotle really badly, but the restaurant is already closed since it’s past midnight.
Should these places be open much later to accommodate these cravings or should they just buy extra when they are open, is there something you crave late at night but you wished they were open?
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@Sinatra_Says Her titties are twins who decided to take separate paths
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I wish I was the man I was before I saw this.
PEGATHA 🌟 ɪ 💖 ᴄᴀᴛꜱ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴋʀɪꜱᴛɪɴ 🌟 HILL@PeggyHillBitch
DOnT sExUaLiZe mE Bitch....no one is sexualizing that
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#FoodieBeauty
Haters will say this is Ai. Nice new tan bruh, you been out in the sun I see! 🤔🧐

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