Tsurito

@chaomother Be safe out there 🫶🏻

@Lalatin0 hiding from them tbh

you never know who secretly has a diaper fetish... scary thought

@chaomother Where have u been 😭

@Lalatin0 theyre everywhere 😔

english teachers recognizing ur potential is the kind of validation that stays w u forever

netflix helping you spell the movie they don’t have

A Mexicans biggest hater is another Mexican

Niggas buying nudes when they can look in the mirror & see a pussy for free

work like a mexican, stack like a jew

The Mexican in my yearns for the plastic bag full of plastic bags

Vapes are training u to suck robot dick #staywoke

ADHD people being mentally and physically exhausted but still staying up because they didn't get enough "me time" after surviving the whole day.

LeBron trading Bronny next year to get his 5th ring:

Patient zeros when they see an airport

circle so small that when my phone rings i know its scammers

Cuando limpias tu habitación tan bien que la única basura que queda eres tú:

LMFAOOOOOO new generational gif just dropped holy fuck this is definitely going triple platinum

Maldita sea, el pollo usó un condón

pulled in mcdonald’s drive thru and the cashier said “welcome back”

when lebron pass away we gotta gather his cells like niggas did hashirama