Hay 🦭

Y’ALL I’M A BOY MOM 💙

❤️@Reds

@metronetfiber if you go out in the middle of the night one more time and wake up my sleeping children because their sound machines aren’t running I will find a way to minutely ruin your day every day for the rest of your existence.

@CoryBell1010 Tru

@Laleycole Ask him about Nevada though.

You heard it here first folks. I’m the champion

Ha. Ha ha ha…. Can I just find a cave like a bear and sleep until this baby pops out

My new favorite thing? Getting as many people as possible to read the SJM universe and become fae obsessed with me 😈

My new favorite thing? Quincy bringing home coffee and taking the kids upstairs so I can wake up in peace before the chaos ensues

If my kids wake up before 7:30 one more time idk what I’ll do but I do know I’ll lose my mind

AHHH!!! We are finally in our beach house. I can’t wait to spend the next 3 months being a beach bum 😭❤️

I never realized how big bath tubs actually are because I usually have a toilet blocking half of it while bathing the kids.

Got to Wilmington and checked out the backyard of our week rental. Got 6 big bites in 5 minutes and I NEVER get eaten up so I’m in for it 🙃

So I’m the queen of starting a hobby for like 2-3 months (usually the 2) and then forgetting all about it. Do I try crocheting?? Lol

FOR ALL MY FRIENDS WITHT REACTIVE DOGS @sniffspot is an app where you can rent out a “dog park” in your area so your dog can run and be wild without worrying about running into other dogs 😭

Idk what I did to deserve the friendships I have, but man am I lucky 😭❤️

THERE IS LITERALLY NO HOUSING THE MONTH OF AUGUST 😭

While this contract as been the easiest to sign for Qs work, housing is an utter nightmare

“If you think fertilized eggs are people but women who've walked their kids 2,000 miles aren't, stop pretending your concerns are religious.”

And yet again I am reminded that my mom dated Adam Dunn and I could be living in a lake house right now but nooo he was an ass and she just had to have standards 🙄

Finding housing in a beach town is proving to be very difficult. My dream house just up and ghosted the app. A beach condo said “oh sorry it’s not actually available until October”. And then there are only like 10 listings that are indeed pet friendly. I’m gonna scream.

Y’all. I love my kids, but today is one those days where I just don’t wanna mom anymore. Like can I clock out? I have put in my hours