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samurai black

@Lalish

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Dar es Salaam, Tanzania Katılım Ağustos 2009

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samurai black@Lalish·20 Eyl

Putting this here cause it can’t fit in my bio 😭🤗🌼✨😘

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Luminous choice by FOLA@OlayemiKomolaf4·1d

The best way to avoid unnecessary talking stages is to sleep early and start watching a series .

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‏ً@omgsidewalks·1d

Y’all very young, but there was a time when we used to spend money buying ringtones, and now I’ve had my phone on silent for like seven years.

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CHA$E@jehovahsflyest·2d

Me having to go outside because the delivery guy don't know how to follow directions

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D.@Lush_Beauty1·2d

Having hobbies as an adult is wild. You’ll get emotionally demolished at work and then be like “Anyway, I’m off to swimming class at 6:30 pm”

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chi💕@babygirl_chii·3d

i’ve mastered the art of selectively replying texts, another habit i learned from men.😂

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𝔦𝔦𝔪𝔵𝔠𝔥𝔵𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔢🇰🇪🇨🇩🇸🇩@ellespiracy·3d

This is how we're supposed to rest btw 4 days of rest and 3 days of work

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soup🍓@thrluv·3d

i am an old woman & twitter is my porch

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Rumi@rumilyrics·4d

The older I get, the more I realize being in a hurry is a terrible way to live your life.

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‏ً@omgsidewalks·3d

One of my favorite things about traveling is that it breaks the illusion that your current life is the only possible one.

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Nithya Shri@Nithya_Shrii·4d

At a point in life where I understand why people take a week off work and just stay home.

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k@ysljennii·5d

Can’t believe I’ve lived far enough into the future to learn the first slur for robots

𝓑ᥫ᭡@quesadaaa_

when u call customer support and a clanker picks up

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Adam Karpiak@Adam_Karpiak·31 Mar

“we’ve decided to move forward with other candidates”

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yimika|@yimikaaaa·30 Mar

life is so funny because you think you look good today and a year later you look even better.

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johnna paige.@lowkeyjohnnap·30 Mar

Fucked around and realized that it doesn’t have to make sense to anybody but me.

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jonzing.@ehisssss·18 Şub

Ash Wednesday got Catholics walking in the streets looking like 21 Savage.. shalom gang!

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MARV🥷🌴@sweet_boy_marv·22 Oca

Me after speaking proper English at work for the entire day

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Kimora Kinaya@kimoraakinayaa·20 Oca

don’t come around here making solutions, i said i can’t go

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BIG JADA🍒@JADAlynnn5·14 Oca

There's nothing I can do for you in the middle of the night.

Maira@maira4yo

mfs who sleep with their phone on silent or DND don't care about nobody's life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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SK⚡️@raptalksk·13 Oca

im not gonna be a cocomelon parent, my kids gonna grow up watching tiny desk concerts

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