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@PancreasNo Juicenord

What the Graybeards see right after they summon me to High Hrorthgar

"Nobody cares about the third place match. It shouldn't even exist. It's gonna be boring." England vs France:

@NobodyIsOurGuy Literally so many npcs warn you about difficult areas

wizard: "learn to cast, bro. it's not that hard" regular guy: "i went to magic school for five years and now i owe the baron 600 gold pieces but there aren't any entry-level wizard jobs out there anymore. the economy is broken" wizard: "okay what spells can you cast?" regular guy: "they never taught me how to cast a spell they mostly taught critical thinking skills"

@HaruhiismOtaku Type of shit people would call excessive in a warhammer novel

Only a nation that was relatively recently a feudal state would think of something like this.

I miss when I got 10 likes a post, fuck you elon

@PmorkenX Why tf does he walk so slow 😭

"Doom 2016 was so awesome, it made fun of the idea of story in a Doom game!!!" Today I will remind them.

@itsanchover There's probably more white people living in Mexico than France

Simple guide for who should be let into America

@Dexerto Chris you wrote the long dick jhonson dialog you fucking BUM!

@LavenderGhast Many iconoclast options are incredibly naive but alot of them will lead to a better outcome (like not treating your ship surfs like shit makes them less prone to rebel). This makes the conviction system not devolve into "always pick iconoclast for the good ending"

@LavenderGhast What i also like about it is that it shows many dogmatic options as objectivity right thing to do (like nuking Rikard minoris or executing the genestealers on your ship) but their are just as many that cause needless suffering amongst your people

Playing Rogue Trader helped me understand why the imperium is the way it is better than any novel. Every time I tried to apply my world morals to it, there would be unforeseen suffering caused by it down the line. And this would keep happening until I started playing by that universes rules, not my own then things started making sense. I started adapting and being able to predict outcomes by playing by it's rules. Psykers don't have to be evil to cause evil or untold damage and you don't put them down because you hate them or even for any cruelty. Often its because they can't control themselves and will eventually end up killing thousands of people. When a planet threw me a parade I demanded the lower classes got front row seats because why wouldn't I. I wasn't born into their world, wasn't 'brainwashed' right so I can be nice. I was bringing my views in with me and in doing so they were front row seat to a chaos invasion caused just to get at me. They were closest to me because I wanted to be nice without thinking, without being logical, without seeing ten steps ahead and it got them all killed as collateral, it got the guardsmen distracted dealing with tons of civilians, where they would have been much further away from the danger and would have had a greater chance of escape had I just acted more like an imperial ruler and kept them away. My favourite part of the game is how it teaches you, you are living and playing by their universes rules not your own and to protect humanity it needs you to be more ruthless. You start genuinely sacrifice thousands to save billions because you have to and chaos really is everywhere. The nature of their universe is unforgiving thanks to chaos, humanity can't become some noble bright empire people say they intentionally 'refuse' to be just to be evil (wrong) whilst chaos and the warp is bleeding into reality. Any person really can let it in, any person can cause a chaos incursion costing billions. It's corrupting influence is everywhere, in every dark corner and it needs constant vigilance and inquisition just to hold it back. You begin to understand why the imperium functions the way it does when you're lacking any current way to deal with the warp as it is. It's purely out of necessity. Even if it's just a suspicion of corruption, the outcome if you leave it compared to executing a handful of potentially innocent people is untold amounts of human suffering. It's funny Tau always talk about the greater good, when that's what most of the imperiums calculous is built on. It's easy to be an advanced society when you have no connection to the warp and your people can't become corrupted, conduits and portals for it. As soon as Tau encountered the true horrors of the warp their entire fourth sphere turned imperium on each other and the tau that returned had the same outlook the imperials had because that's what the chaos infested universe needs you to become to survive it. But people see it purely from our worlds morality and point of view and just see cruel monsters.

It is I, Dr. Mobius, transmitting from my dome-shaped... dome in the Forbidden Zone. A zone... that is, yes... forbidden to you

W*lves f*n 🤮

@go_near_by @carlo_5518 @hecubian_devil Exactly, only people who have put effort into having an informed opinion should have the right to speak

the modal euro’s ideas about health are fully medieval. humors, bleeding, the flux. they’re too embarrassed to say so where americans can hear them, but you can read between the lines on the AC thing

under communism your friends will still want you to be on time to things btw

Getting good at? We’ve won 60 Super Bowls

a ten dollar roblox gift card will feed the next five generations of your family to morbid obesity yall too poor to be this racist

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