Noah Farrell

@MentoviaX Don't forget, he also said Tesla shareholders would be taken care of when he bought twitter too. Still waiting.

$TSLA should see UNPRECEDENTED buying that pushes the stock price to $1000 easily in just a few months, IF Elon says the following: “I am considering giving ALL current Tesla shareholders the right to advance-purchase as many SpaceX shares as what equals the value of 1% of whatever their current Tesla stock holdings worth”

@FIREDUpWealth $FFIV

If you had to go all in 1 of these stocks for next 5 years which do you pick? 1. $AMD 2. $TSLA 3. $PLTR 4. $NVDA 5. $MELI 6. $ALAB 7. $CRWD 8. $SOFI 9. $HOOD 10.Or you could just play it “safe” and put it all in the $QQQ. WHICH NUMBER ARE YOU TAKING?

@hoomansv @grok is this real

BREAKING: CHAOS ERUPTS IN A QUIET LONG ISLAND NEIGHBORHOOD AS TOM LEE OF FUNDSTRAT GLOBAL ADVISORS FLEES A MOB OF ANGRY $BMNR BAGHOLDERS

@meeijer $DOCN. It's a sleeper. Book it

Which of these stocks would you rather buy right now: • $NBIS at $106 • $INTC at $40 • $IONQ at $59 • $HIMS at $48 • $NVDA at $182 • $AMD at $235 • $BZAI at $4.5 • $NVO at $53 • $AMZN at $221 • $GOOGL at $253

What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate? I’m glad you asked. Buckle up. 12:05 p.m. — It begins. You down the 10-ounce bottle like it’s a lukewarm PBR at a college tailgate. The label says “cherry flavored,” but it tastes like someone described cherry to a chemist who’s never eaten fruit. Regret sets in instantly. 12:06 p.m. — You grab a handful of chips for moral support. They’ll be liquified before they clear your throat, but who cares? Life still feels okay right now. Remember this peace. You’re about to enter the darkest chapter of your gastrointestinal history. 12:37 p.m. — The rumbling starts. There’s movement in the depths. You’ve got five pounds of impacted regret in your colon, and you just drank the “human-safe” version of Drano. You think it’s go time. It’s not. You get one sad little snake turd — a warm-up act. That’s the last semi-solid you’ll see for the next 24 hours. 12:57 p.m. — The situation escalates. Your stomach is in full revolt. You have 0.3 seconds to make it to the toilet. Running is risky business — one wrong step and you’ll paint the walls. You pray for sphincter strength like never before as you waddle at Mach 3, pants half down, whispering, “Please, God, not like this.” 12:58 p.m. — Impact. You sit, and the gates of hell open. The explosion is biblical. It hits the back of the bowl with such violent force it ricochets like a sprinkler system. You ask yourself, Is that blood? No — false alarm. Just the ghost of a cherry pie you ate in 2004. The smell is unspeakable. The acoustics? Terrifying. The neighbors think you’re performing an exorcism. 1:06 p.m. – 8:30 p.m. — Time becomes meaningless. You’ve evacuated everything you’ve ever eaten, plus a few ancestral meals for good measure. Your colon feels like it’s been sandblasted with lava. The burn is real. You’re sweating. Crying. Contemplating life. You meet Jesus briefly, but He sends you back — says your mission’s not over yet. 8:37 p.m. — You’re empty. Broken. Reborn. Your butthole? A war veteran. Your spirit? In recovery. You’ll never be the same, but you will survive. Tomorrow, you’ll rise from the ashes, slip into your last clean pair of underwear, and waddle into Walmart like a survivor of gastrointestinal warfare — to buy a new toilet brush and reclaim your dignity. You’ve earned it. Feeling thankful. 💩🙏

@OneManCircus87 Best laugh I've had in twenty years. Well done 👍.

Before you tell a disabled person it’s their family’s responsibility to care for them… remember that not everyone has family. What’s more, disabled people are far more likely to be trapped in abusive relationships. Better social supports would help them break free.

@Brandon_Beaber Please review Terry Wahls' work especially the gut and oral microbiome and MS and help us understand what is likely real and what could be magical thinking

Does anyone have suggestions for YouTube videos I could make about multiple sclerosis?

People think that when you become disabled, support magically appears That once it’s official you will have your basic needs met People fight for years to get the bare minimum in benefits Caregivers are impossible to find If you’re not rich or very lucky… you’re on your own

What’s your best guess for the starting price of the new more affordable models?

$TSLA 1hr now or never. This is either the bottom, or the beginning of a $360 pull back ✅

This one is painful, but you agreed to be my therapy, didn't you? 😆 This body did a lot, including giving birth to five wonderful kids in less than twelve years and growing to nearly 60 years old. In the last year I lost 128 lbs and started to make good progress with my too large, too sturdy German legs. And now, I can for the first time wear over-the-knee boots. Might sound insignificant, but means the world to me. I waited for all my TSLA investments to be done before spending the extra money to buy the best out there, a young French brand, called @Nomasei1 . @TeslaBoomerPapa had to measure my legs last weekend, while I was emailing with the founder and deciding whether I could do this. I spare you the crazy moments. Now crying tears of joy, I know it's silly, but hey, I have come a long way. Please don't comment anything nasty, this one is so important to me.

@Rainmaker1973 The guy who designed the electric car

What career?

@CuriousPejjy Would be $9.66 trillion. It possible but I have my doubts for 5 years. Maybe 2035

The year is 2030, and $TSLA stock is $3,000 per share. What do you do? 👀

@MrMikeInvesting Until Elon sells a boat load of shares to fund his next venture.

$TSLA is coiled up for a breakout to $500+ very soon after it’s heavy consolidation for many months… You’ll never see below $330 ever again on $TSLA. You will look back at $TSLA in a few months and regret you didn’t buy more. $500+ incoming by November. Mark my words…

@Teslaconomics Whatever happened to Gordo? Is he still in his parents basement?

Shoutout to my boy Fred who dumped all his $TSLA at ~$230 on Sept 5, 2024. Today it’s pushing towards $400, a miss out of a +73.9% gain since then. Haters are always going to hate, but long-term investors will always be winning, as long as Elon is at the helm of this company.

@SawyerMerritt GIANT sell volume 5 minutes before the close today

NEWS: $TSLA stock has hit its highest level since January 31, 2025. Now up 14% in the last 2 days, approaching $400.

@toys_retro Yeah. That's Pat.

Does anyone recognize this guy? 🤔

@POTUS Please fix Boston.Please, I beg you. This has been going on for decades. Please sir help us. Wu administration releases plan to tackle drug issues, crime at Mass and Cass share.google/7TN53gxZdJiDIQ…

Donald J. Trump Truth Social 08.10.25 11:03 AM EST We’re having a News Conference tomorrow in the White House. I’m going to make our Capital safer and more beautiful than it ever was before. The Homeless have to move out, IMMEDIATELY. We will give you places to stay, but FAR from the Capital. The Criminals, you don’t have to move out. We’re going to put you in jail where you belong. It’s all going to happen very fast, just like the Border. We went from millions pouring in, to ZERO in the last few months. This will be easier — Be prepared! There will be no “MR. NICE GUY.” We want our Capital BACK. Thank you for your attention to this matter!