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POULTON BUMPS SOME SOFT MANNY BLOKE AND SCORES. 24-12

19-12 Bailey Brace. Piggy shouting during the conversion so it’s missed.

McPherson off again x2 (shock)

Ali scores a great try after carving open the Manchester defence. Bloke was in hospital last week too allegedly. Fairs. 14-5. CMON YOU CATS

McPherson off already (shock)

Manny score off a tekky lineout,fairs. 7-5

WHAT A COSMO BAILEY IN THE CORNER. No idea who kicked it though x

God Manchester are ugly. A maul somehow ends up in a manny scrum tho? McPherson 1 scrum lost.

Kember looking like a front row, might just be the sun tho idk

Ref is finally here. (THANKS MO YOU FREAK) KO VS Manny 2s is underway.

We’re done. Thank fuck.

Massey sipping wine from a morally dubious trophy he acquired whilst doing manager. Fairs

Still here. Team managers now. Phones running low, will power lower. As a wise man once said what came first the hustings or Harvey Mulroney. The answeres Harvey as soon as Jonah started talking about money.

1s captain stuff now. Hitting a wall with attention span. The over was the clear winner here. Loads left could be a long night.

It was funny. Too sick to chop his port. Soft

Ben white now. Long day this. Dont really wanna listen to him hope he chops and leaves. Similar to Mcgarvey really.

Witch for social sec. Talks about looking like THE witch and his inability on the pitch. Few strays at his competition as well. Getting bored too much talking. 2 social sec presentations. No port but there is a dubious concoction of vorangilk.

Social sec presentations getting too much?

Seb did social sec. Violated the current ones. Tjs is a funny specimen isn’t he.

Mmmmmm tasty