Lance Burner

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Lance Burner

Lance Burner

@LanceBurner

Katılım Eylül 2020
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Lance Burner
Lance Burner@LanceBurner·
@GlassesGator @lionheartaxe0 280 characters limits the nuance I can put into it, but if I were to go deeper, yeah, the first thing I'd bring up is how many of the those who hate fire emblem are n64 era nintendo fans, a weird blip in history where nintendo just didn't have jrpgs other than pokemon on gameboy.
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Alegator (C0nnmz Closed)@GlassesGator·
@lionheartaxe0 @LanceBurner Best explanation indeed, although for them those are not niche. I noticed that in the fans' eyes, every IP that was introduced in Smash 64 is seen as THE major Nintendo IPs, the BIG ones. So most IPs introduced from Melee and forward are "small" for them.
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Lance Burner@LanceBurner·
@BigChungus9009 Knew a guy who was beaten up, and was given nearly equal punishment as the 3 guys who beat him up for "participating in a fight", even though there were cameras showing that he didn't even throw a single punch in self defense. Eventually committed suicide the following year.
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{OBESE} CHUNGUS
{OBESE} CHUNGUS@BigChungus9009·
Eating lunch in elementary school, I was sitting near some kids that were rolling grapes back and forth to each other. A wayward grape rolls my way and they ask me to give it back to them. I roll it back. Lunch "monitor" sees me do this and says "You. Detention. Now." I had never been even remotely in trouble before and had to serve my first and only detention in my school career for this heinous transgression. I learned more that day about how justice actually works than I would realize at the time.
Milan Busk@KarolusWangus

This meme explains like 75% of right wing politics btw.

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Lance Burner@LanceBurner·
@Moth865 Genuinely, the only good take here that isn't also basic bitch is ALBW in S tier.
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Reddit Lies
Reddit Lies@reddit_lies·
You just know he’s furious he had to go to church as a 14 year old.
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Hero
Hero@HeroGamingXP·
@Omnipotentgam0r He’s a fat retařd who might be a pedø. Probably is.
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Lance Burner
Lance Burner@LanceBurner·
@realblaines "Science" like how the sun sets in a muddy puddle, semen is formed between the backbone and the ribs, how shooting stars aren't actually meteors but literal stars, how mountains are pegs put into the (presumably flat) earth to keep from wobbling, and how the moon produces light?
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Lance Burner
Lance Burner@LanceBurner·
@CasualGThoughts @WOLFIE1690 @SonicHero3D The dude has LITERALLY defended the playstation vp who got caught in a to catch a predator style sting operation, and you're asking me to not read anything further into the fact he says 10 year olds aren't kids to him?
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SonicHero3D@SonicHero3D·
Seriously. Fuck this guy.
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Lance Burner@LanceBurner·
@Poppstar_ @Omnipotentgam0r He's the kind of dude who gets married because he sees it as an obligation/status symbol. He's literally on record bragging that his wife "spends wayyy more time with the kids" than him. His family exists so he can say "See, I'm not a loser!" and then proceed to act like a loser.
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Lance Burner@LanceBurner·
@KirPinkFury As someone who fully believes gatekeeping is a social immune system, this right here is just dumb. There's a difference between someone who has played 1 game saying "Here's how the series needs to change!" and someone who has played a few and is actively trying to branch out.
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Kabi
Kabi@KirPinkFury·
When did this app become gossip central? Policing people's purchases. Mocking people's playtime at the end of the year. Gatekeeping. Grifting. Console wars. All of these are so annoying. Can't we just have fun playing games?
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Lance Burner@LanceBurner·
@HistoryBoomer Because we could easily afford healthcare in this country if we didn't spend so much money on the gay community's STDs.
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Carl@HistoryBoomer·
Why is it wrong for two people to have sex in their own bedroom? And if you say “religion,” this is one more reason I’m glad I’m not religious.
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Lance Burner@LanceBurner·
@AnonEnby @ThomasSanders Do you consider the (alleged) prophet muhammad to be a perfect being who committed no wrongdoing in his life, and exists as the ultimate standard for you to model your own life by, and consider his commands imperative to follow? If the answer is "no", then you're not a muslim.
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Lance Burner@LanceBurner·
@GetterTomahawk1 @JohnAdams2USP @Yeenie_Mcbeenie Look at you, inventing a fictional scenario and then getting angry about it, in response to someone calling out your own strawman. If only you didn't have enough extra chromosomes you can't count them all on your 11 fingers (due to inbreeding) you might understand the irony here.
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Lance Burner@LanceBurner·
@Lilith_Atheist Stupid Christians don't disprove Christianity any more than stupid atheists (you) disprove atheism.
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tossit (mad science bun arc) +⁺
tossit (mad science bun arc) +⁺@TossitRambles·
@atlanticesque kinda reminds me of the memeing of JD Vance - leftists make absurdist Vance edits to make fun of him - rightists share the exact same edits, and riff on them and make their own, because they don't parse absurdism as mockery, rather "funny thing with my guy in it, nice"
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𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯@atlanticesque·
I really hate this revisionism. People were making meme edits of the blood spurting out of his neck from day one, and it was building on a layer of Kirk memes which already existed (e.g. ‘small face’ edits) Mocking dead enemies is just one of humanity’s oldest cultural practices
Slazac 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐@TrueSlazac

It's really hard to tell if "Kirkification" would be a thing if conservatives didn't make post-mortem worship state mandated but I guess they did so here we are now

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@GlassesGator @lionheartaxe0 @BigChungus9009 @Moth865 @perplexexpress @doomscrolling41 @reddit_lies @HeroGamingXP