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@TheBugleDaily1 Love to see it.

Elliot Page as Spider-Man!

@ThatChrisGore @Nerdrotics

@Nerdrotics Godzilla photos or you are not in Japan.

All up in Japan

@redsteeze Dogs can’t look up.

There's no such thing as birds.

@CharrickSeeks @BlabberingC

@Lance_Link_ @BlabberingC Pepperjack.

Bacon.

@kristanovva I’m convinced.

this is miyamoto……. beep is the future president of the united states of nintendo

@JamesTate121 Conefierate States of Arirlcx?

You see this kind of thing in struggling lower-income Southern households, and it tells a very specific story. When life hasn't delivered much.... no wealth, no power, no real social standing.... some folks discover that white supremacy is basically a free membership card to a club that makes them feel superior without requiring any actual achievement. It's the world's laziest status symbol. The starter kit is always the same: *A Confederate flag honoring a war their ancestors lost badly 160 years ago. *A gun they'll never actually need. *A Bible they've never actually read. *And Fox News running 24/7 telling them they're REAL Americans.... unlike those fancy elitist Democrats who are secretly importing an army of replacement voters to steal their.... Their what exactly? Their Dollar General? Their 1987 Camaro on cinder blocks in the yard? FOX found the formula, and they never let go of it: Take a man who has nothing, tell him the reason he has nothing is because those people are taking it.... and suddenly he's not a struggling nobody. He's a soldier in a cultural war. He matters. He's relevant. He becomes a MAGA Warrior! And THAT.... ladies and gentlemen.... is precisely how a twice-impeached, four-times-indicted, 34-time felon, bankrupt New York con man who golfs at his own resorts became the hero of the working man. You genuinely cannot make this stuff up. And I write this so that hopefully they will recognize what they have done and what they are doing and snap out of it..... I was born and raised in Appalachia ... These very people could be my relatives ..... but ... I .... got common sense from my granny ----- "question everything". VIA~Lee Murphy

@nostalgiaa Swing and a miss!

Hanging Out in the Year 2020 Trapper Keeper, 1993

@QTRBlackGarrett @pureMetatron @TheCriticalDri2 Highly organized.

@pureMetatron @TheCriticalDri2 CONGRATS. You have now joined the legion of Dads. We meet on Sunday evenings to discuss our plans.

I’m the dad of a handsome baby boy!

@animalfarmfilm Attack the audience. That always works.

We’re in love, and we aren’t afraid to show it. See Animal Farm: A Cautionary Tail, in theaters tomorrow!

@TiffanyFong Behave yourself.

I am hiring a junior analyst.

@desert_starr_57 He plays dumb when he insists that no one could possibly take it any other way. The guy can’t admit that maybe he’s the asshole.

Do I think his story is plausible...yes. But why the hell would you make this "joke" at all? Would Kimmel have made it about Jill Biden? Because we all know how well Joe was doing, and she was almost 9 years younger than him. We all know he wouldn't have.

@PuppetEdgar Feet pics.

Im on a mission to get 100K followers on X. How should I celebrate when I get there?

@Leaflit Squirt ‘em out!

You can do it!!! Do it!!!

@mrphillipchan Anyone who says Chun-Li is all thighs hasn’t seen the anime.

I said what I said

@The_Epic_Mike Not super. It’s Manman.

No one is trying to say punching is the epitome of being a superhero. That has never been the critique of Gunns take on Superman. This is Superman, making him more human shouldnt equal him being a sad sack who yells alot. In fact it should make him more of an embodiment of hope. The pinnacle of what it means to be human. A shining beacon for us to look to in dark times. James Gunns Superman is not that and the fact that you get upset over me criticizing James constantly framing Superman in unheroic unflattering situations says to me you arent a real Superman fan. Being kind and hopeful isnt punk rock, it should be the default of humanity.

@PuppetEdgar Sex police?

Should we have congressional sex police?

@KirscheVerstahl A fist pump?

this is just punishing a man for showing emotion

@PandaSub2000 @BlabberingC

@BlabberingC You had me at “throwing my guts up”

Today... is a glorious day.. For I have had bread for the first time in a week (since throwing my guts up in Boston). I so cannot wait for all the cheese and pasta.

NEW 'LORD OF THE RINGS' MOVIE Stephen Colbert is co-writing "The Lord of the Rings: Shadow of the Past" (working title), which will go into production after "The Hunt for Gollum." The synopsis: "Fourteen years after the passing of Frodo - Sam, Merry, and Pippin set out to retrace the first steps of their adventure. Meanwhile, Sam’s daughter, Elanor, has discovered a long-buried secret and is determined to uncover why the War of the Ring was very nearly lost before it even began." Colbert is co-writing the script with his son, Peter McGee, and franchise veteran Philippa Boyens. variety.com/2026/film/news…