Lance's Creepy Reading

"You are without a doubt the worst narrator I've ever heard of." Me: "But you have heard of me." *smiles*

@septemberaven @YouTube Thank yooooou! ❤️

@Lancereadthis @YouTube This is excellent 👌🏽

Ice, Ice, Baby! Oh and RETWEET! "Blue Ice" Creepypasta, By: Red.Hood youtu.be/0rzcmV6dxWg?si… via @YouTube

Back in November I was supposed to do an Anthology video. But never finished it because I needed more voices. For those who are in this, I still have your recordings. I have every intention of going back to finish it.

Thoughts on RE9? I haven't played it yet but I want to so bad.

Iron Lung was incredible. I enjoyed it alot abd Markiplier's performance was incredible. Truly a passion project for him. Now I feel more inspired to start making short films myself.

Youtube turned 21 yesterday. Someone fetch it its first drink!

@iAmCanni 29 and I'm still there too. I turn 30 in August so I'm not far behind.

It's wild being 33 and still have no clue what you're doing lol. Maybe one day I'll figure it out.

In the 10 years I've had my channel. (Created in late 2015) I amassed over 3K subscribers. Now I know, that's not a massive number compared to alot of other channels, but to me, I'm greatful. Surprised I ever hit that much. But I'm confident enough to say I put in the work for it

@SpookyHorrorGal I'm curious to see if its any good.

Now seated for Dracula: A Love Tale.

@MMortemm Well ok Mandie. But I also require ketchup. 😜

@CZsWorld_Horror Well I stopped monetizing my content years ago. But alot of us in the horror narration community have been effected, but the larger channels specifically. I'll never understand youtubes stupid vendetta against horror content.

@Lancereadthis It got really strict last year and only seems to be getting worse...

Why is youtube suddenly demonetizing alot of popular horror channels? What exactly have they done wrong in your eyes?

@CZsWorld_Horror Ah that's right. Well to be fair C. I hadn't noticed nearly as much in the past few years. Its just becoming alot more... I guess rampant now. Maybe I'm just out of touch lol

@Lancereadthis "suddenly" as if we haven't been dealing with this for 9 years

Happy birthday to my Dad. +57 🥳

It might be high time I go and see Iron Lung too.

@MrCreepyPasta0 Give you the bombastic side eye.

You see me at the movie theater filling my drink cup here. Then sit next to you at your showing of iron lung, drinking from it like a man who’s spent a year in the desert. What do you do?

Anyone there?

BREAKING: Horror YouTuber MrCreepyPasta has a little cold and it’s soooooo bad. Ugh. Nose runny. Uuuugh. Want soup. EEEEEEEEGG

This site is so crowded, Noone sees what I'm posting. :(

It's snowed last night, and we got LOTS of it! 🥶