John Lanco

@JustinGrant40 Something stinks...like a mixture of asshole and pussy; reminiscent of Germany and France respectively. Kind of like antiwar Kent State pussies being killed by the military What I’m trying to say is, climate change might be real, but the fact is: windom sucks

I’ve been on the other side of that before and I leaned on Chris a few laps earlier Can’t be mad It knocked the ladder off and I was hanging on after that. Wish we could’ve got back after him on that restart He won, I ran 5th You want to see guys race hard We race hard.

Truly a sad day for @USACNation Silver Crown Division. The fact, that a State, built around auto racing would let this happen is disgraceful. Photo's courtesy of Sam Pierce.

@WillieGriswold try the McGangbang. It’s a mcchicken sandwich inside a double cheeseburger. Ask for it next time at the golden arches place

@PatGodwin One hand on the wheel, one hand on my trucker clock. Talk to me teddy bear

My new song is “Driving A 26 Foot Uhaul towing a Nissan Murano In A Blizzard Blues”. Author’s note: The “blizzard” (snow squalls) was about an hour before this picture was taken in Western Pennsylvania. I enjoy hyperbole and alliteration.

@bobandtom I ain’t no homosexual or nothing but I’ve been on the road a long time, chucklehead. Play Joel Lindley’s trucker clock please

@AllProLines Were mediocre, now opening for pat godwin

Let’s try this. FINISH THE JOKE The #Bears were _______, but now they’re _______.

@erin18_ Covid is a joke tho... and so is BLM

Imagine just straight up announcing publicly that you’re trash with no hesitation 😂 why am I not surprised she’s a Keselowski fan?

@TMezdriftz Remember @robertballou81 stupidest shirt ever! Wheelstands are rumored to drop pants. If it works for him, it will work for anyone.

Drifting round about’s does not thrill my GF the way I would have hoped 🤷‍♂️🚗💨💨💨💨

@DirtNerds @atticaracewyprk @jbowersock95j @insane_duane @DirtonDirt @dirtvision @DIRTcar_Racing Some late model driver is gonna be able to to get ALOT of new tattoos and vape products. The fans will be so jelly

Tonight’s A-Main is worth $3000 to win for the Dirt Nerds/Propane.com late models at @atticaracewyprk!!

@kokomospeedway @stanbrough81 Really wish she could at least say thank you and act grateful to those that donated items for the auction besides the blanket thank you when she has a mic in her hand.

It’s an honor to be a part of what the @stanbrough81 do for The Riley Children’s Hospital. Thank you for capturing all of the fun we’ve had at the Smackdown over the years! To donate to the brave children fighting cancer click the link below. give.rileykids.org/give/291138/#!…

@slidejob_bob You gay or something?

My ego hasn’t took this big of a hit since I discovered BBC stood for more things than Big Block Chevy.

@USACNation @SimpsonRacing @AMSOILINC @kokomospeedway Prolly because he needs to lose weight.

.@SimpsonRacing Heat 1 Finish USAC @AMSOILINC National Sprint Cars @kokomospeedway #SmackdownIX **Matt Westfall's car goes up in smoke as it exits the track following the checkered flag.

Saw @DirtNerds tonight on top row at Kokomo. Damn they fat

I hope the Indy Mile is back for good.

But he scared to run a non-wing still smh

@brayden_mcmahan We can talk about support classes and you can talk about how covid germs can’t live in somebody that’s 65% beer

Okay enough of the support class talk. Kyle Larson is quick time at The Indy Mile by 4 tenths in a brand new car in a type of car that he hasn’t ran in how long? Sheesh.

@Scelzi41 Don’t look now but DAMN, there goes Hunter’s wife

What could these two be talking about? 🤔