Agent LandShark

*Psshk*

Last time we get to post this. End of an era, mates. Thank ya for making this admin’s job a fuckin’ blast.

@jonathanmb32 *Star Wars*

Look at my multibillion dollar industry-defining franchise dawg

@TheDonPeroni #tightenup

1 year in the books at my job. Another 40 more to go! #fuck

@BussinWTB @OgNam213 @TaylorLewan77 @_willcompton @FanDuel @FDSportsbook @budlight Let the Niners and Seahawks fans know their in for 20 more years of McVay

Safe to say Sean McVay made the right decision to stay coaching

@cmsinvests That’s why you buy then don’t open the app for another 6 months

Everyone wants the dip. Until the dip arrives. Then nobody wants to buy.

These are the kinds of conversations people have with their children when they raise them solely on Disney slop.

@DanFriedman81 The early seasons were so good then they just decided to take the laziest route possible

Garth Ennis is about as subtle as a baseball bat to the face, but he’s the personification of nuance next to Eric Kripke. The Black Noir twist in “The Boys” comic was brilliant, because it restated and served as the ultimate demonstration of the central thesis of the series, which was that everyone — Vought, the supes and the government — were all idiots wielding power they didn’t deserve and couldn’t use competently. It also worked, as many of Ennis’s “Boys” stories did, as a crass parody of a famous comic storyline: Bizarro Superman. Vought created Homelander, and then realized that they had no way to stop him if he turned against them, so they created a clone as a failsafe. Of course, it was the failsafe clone that was crazy and evil. Then, Butcher, filled with rage and vengeance after Noir raped his wife and caused her death, went after Homelander. Homelander believed he had done what Butcher accused him of, even though he couldn’t remember it, because he didn’t know Noir was a clone of him, and there were photos of Noir raping Butcher’s wife. The belief that he had done horrible things he could not remember drove Homelander crazy, and he ultimately became the villain Butcher had convinced him he was. The entire thing was a tragic misunderstanding brought about by Vought’s treachery and incompetence and Butcher’s self-annihilating quest for vengeance. And at the end of the story, everyone was dead, but Vought, having caused the entire catastrophe, was untouched and relieved of the problem of Homelander, who they’d wanted to be rid of for a long time. But this wasn’t satisfying to Eric Kripke, so Kripke decided to just turn Homelander into a superpowered version of what people who get their news from the Occupy Democrats Facebook page think Donald Trump is.

@Koll_0ne It’s all coming together

Damn gonna watch the Rams win the Super Bowl AND get laid

Why are the Mets dressed like they play for the Partido Comunista de Cuba

@itsmichaelluu Dawg this shit ain’t crashing lol 😭

20 stocks I'll add in this May/June 2026 $SPY crash. Remember, market always bounces back to all time highs. 1. $NVDA $225 Buy: $180–190 Prior breakout and massive institutional demand zone. 2. $MU $725 Buy: $500–$550 Strong support and AI memory demand acceleration zone. 3. $GOOG $392 Buy: $350–360 Historical accumulation zone and long-term AI infrastructure support. 4. $AAPL $300 Buy: $260–270 Major support with massive cash flow and buyback strength. 5. $IONQ 51 Buy: $25–38 Prior breakout zone with aggressive future growth potential. 6. $POET $16 Buy: $7–9 Early-stage AI photonics accumulation zone before mass adoption. 7. $DGXX $7 Buy: $3–3.50 Deep support zone with speculative AI infrastructure upside. 8. $MRAM $52 Buy: $14–15 Long-term semiconductor accumulation and breakout retest area. 9. $CIFR $20 Buy: $11–12 Oversold support with strong long-term cybersecurity demand potential. 10. $MSFT $42 Buy: $360–370 Major institutional support and AI cloud dominance zone. 11. $META $610 Buy: $530–540 Historical support and heavy AI monetization opportunity area. 12. $AMD $420 Buy: $340–350 Major support before next AI data center expansion cycle. 13. $INTC $107 Buy: $65–70 Multi-year support with asymmetric turnaround potential. 14. $ORCL $192 Buy: $140–150 Prior breakout zone with accelerating AI enterprise demand. 15. $QCOM $200 Buy: $150–160 Strong support with long-term edge AI opportunity. 16. $NOW $95 Buy: $80–85 Institutional demand zone and enterprise AI transformation support. 17. $ADBE $247 Buy: $224–235 Long-term support with massive AI productivity monetization potential. 18. $BE $42 Buy: $16–19 High-risk support zone with AI energy demand tailwinds. 19. $LITE $971 Buy: $600–650 Prior breakout zone and major AI infrastructure support. 20. $SNDK $1381 Buy: $800–900 Strong semiconductor support with rising AI storage demand. 21. $DRAM $50 Buy: $32–35 Early accumulation zone before broader AI infrastructure expansion. If the $SPY sells off under $700 towards $650 by the end of June, I'm interested in $SPY calls for $750 June 2027 calls. ♻️RESHARE this post and make 1 comment if you want $SPY contract less then $10 to buy so you can hold it through volatility.

@LandSharkLag They gonna do it again.

I believe this is the current plan of Trump and Bessent. Asian vol event triggers pullback, and crashes demand. Oil and other commodities pullback sharply. Bonds rally as global slowdown narrative takes hold, Warsh starts cutting. S&P will do this if they execute it.

@unusual_whales They’re getting dumber 😭

"The American Revolution was against the billionaires of their time," AOC has said.

We went from “Rams have no fans” to leading the league in prime-time games, earned not given. #Ramshouse

The bubble popped. We’re all definitely going broke. Stocks will never go up again.

@BigBoris_2 Look at those haircuts and you tell me

You guys think they were deeply evil back then or did they not become evil until later?

@hayasaka_aryan 6-what

Imagine the ending of Game of Thrones but worse and with 67 thousand jokes about Trump and MAGA

@NapoleonBonabot A “Republican gerrymander” is when the cities vote for their needs and representatives and the suburbs/rurals do the same. Horrifying.

Democrats will never accept this because it gives control of the House to Republicans. They would call it a Republican gerrymander.